Pathetic site hasn’t even added Qiddiya.

If he hears about all the innovative things you can do with an Excel spreadsheet, we may never hear from him again.

Embarrassing - No

Pathetic - YES!

If the coaster community had its own version of The Onion, "Pathetic Site Hasn't Even Added Qiddiya" would be a perfect headline.

Oh wait, maybe we do have our own version.

Vater:

Absolutely. I'm holding out for the satin jacket, personally.

When does Jeff roll out the gravy buffet? Do we have to hit a group total?