Taylor Swift joining Travis Kelce as Brand Ambassador; “TnT” Coming to Coastermania

From The Tennessean:

Citing her idol Dolly Parton as a major influence, Taylor Swift is joining her fiancé and Six Flags strategic partner Travis Kelce as a Brand Ambassador for Six Flags parks, and fans of the pop icon will be excited to hear of an immediate impact at Kelce’s home park, Cedar Point, located in Sandusky, Ohio.

[edited for length. -J]

Swift Flags over Kelcedar Point.

Finally Travis and Jana are showing their potential in promised park improvements!

Taylor will also be bringing station music to Gemini to celebrate the occasion, and will be a permanent fixture going forward. Guest will be entertained with fan favorite “All Too Well”, which will perfectly fill the time between dispatches.

To make this work it’s been confirmed they will be playing “Taylors Version” of the song which is 10 minutes long.

Folks check your calendar.

Then ask the question why the Tennessean would be reporting on Cedar Point.

Finally, if you still don’t believe me, click the link.

Happy Sidd Finch Day.

One of the greatest failings of the Internet is the legitimizing of stupidness on 4/1.

That isn't really limited to one day. Unfortunately.

Thought it would be fun to try out the annual April Fool's ridiculousness over at Pointbuzz here. Full response edited for length.

It got so bad on the CP Facebook pages I just started hiding everything that popped up. I'm too old for this @!@#$

My least favorite day of the year. Bull****, all day long.

I mean, I like a good prank every once in a while, but a day where everyone is constantly pranking everyone else is stupid. All the pranks are ineffective and get canceled out. My eyes hurt from rolling all day yesterday.

Is it an April Fools joke if it is made on March 31?

Well it's not an April Fools joke if you can't read 90% of it. Now it's just a nonsensical paragraph with no context. But you're right, I guess since I posted it at 11:26 PM on March 31st it was just a lie.

Tough crowd. For those non-crossover folks, this is an annual inside-joke tradition over at Pointbuzz. Everyone knows its coming, and it's all in good fun. Nothing will ever top Walt's Hooters prank.

Funny enough (pun intended), I almost didn't post it here, but a voice inside my head (who apparently is also a liar) told me it might play even better here. Swing and a miss.

If you want to hear a great April Fools story, though, ask RCMAC.