Theme park comedy

I only had one rollback on TTD and it happened right after I caught the eye of an op as we were about to leave the station. I said “Pssst, hey Jason. Rollback, k?” And he said “Ha! You know we have no way to control that.” So after the rollback a different op walked out to talk to us (they would always check to see if anyone wanted off before they re-launched) and I said “Hey, tell Jason he’s my new boyfriend!”’ The guy laughed and said “Oh, was that you? You should’ve seen the look on his face when that actually happened!” I was like “Well, tell him I said THANKS!”

Lightning Lane - Restroom

https://www.youtube.com/sho...VK88Ttn714

Bill Burr is my spirit animal. Ever seen his SNL Buffalo Wild Wings or Sam Adams bits? Hilarious.

Speaking of hilarious, here's my comedy contribution:

"IN CASE WE DIE ON HERE, B!TCH"

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But then again, what do I know?

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