[Ed. note: Humor follows, so take that stick out of you-know-where. -J]
ACE Supreme Chancellor and Ruler of All Creation for Life Carole Sanderson explains: "Really, the aims of ACE and Mullets Galore are essentially the same. ACE News is always laden with event and wedding photos that prominently feature mullets, while Mullets Galore will use its merger with ACE to garner a tremendously abundant and easy source for hilarious pictures of bad hair: coaster events."
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