I think K Walk needs a job.  All said my creation would be a reverse reverse freefall.  This would be much different all around than something like the reverse freefall of today.  This beast would (it should!) launch you straight over a cliff, racing you most the way towards your death, and after you almost get dumped, you race up the face of the cliff, super reverse fashion and that's that.  Now that I think about it, that exceeds the budget and would end up killing people.  Maybe not.
 *** This post was edited by p_c_r on 1/16/2001. ***