You Know You're An Emgee When....

...less than a second into the Saturday Night Live skit "Michael Jackson On A Roller Coaster" you know it's Silverwood's Timber Terror...and the POV is being run backwards! ;)

So...what have been some of your emgee moments?

mOOSH

[Emgee - derived from the abbreviation of the term Major Geek]

...you merely listen to your favorite television programs while you work on the computer or putter around the house, but come running into the living room when you hear the music for one of the new Six Flags commercials.

Ben

...you're driving on the highway with your hand out the window going up & down, up & down, imagining that you're hand is on a rollercoaster.

...while on the same highway, you wonder since you're going like 70mph, why they don't have loops or overbanked turns since coaster trains can make them no problem.

I've known I'm an MG. Those are my initials. Thanks for helping me clear it up anyway... OH! Emgee, not MG. Whoops. ;)

You're an adult and you spend $500 for a roller coaster toy. ;)

Kidding. Just kidding. I plan on dropping the cash, the second I can.

Coaster Dynamix is an excellent product. No one get mad. Winky face. Joke. Haha. That sort of thing. :)

...you understand the background and all the subtle nuances behind every cryptic pancake and M:TR reference.

Looks like I'm still in training.

I'll show you an M:TR nuance ;)

mOOSH [hijacking my own thread? WTF?]

When....I post on this site.;)

When you're Tekno, and you start another thread to mimic the funnier one. ;)

...you take the long way to the store because that's where the airtime hills are.

...you relate a bad concert to Journey Into YOUR Imagination.

...you tune into Lifetime to see bad coaster movie with Antonio Sabato Jr.

...you note the airtime hill on the causeway to Cedar Point and make a final effort to relive Magnum on the way home.

...you claim that same airtime hill as the best air in Sandusky. ;)

...you remember that the smoke effects on Kennywood's Volcano is the same smoke Eighteen Vision's used at their concert- because it smelled like pancakes and maple syrup.

+Danny

You listen to anything Moosh ever says....ever.

...when you rush home from work on your lunch break on a Sunday afternoon, just to add a post to Coasterbuzz, which you imagine will endear you to everyone else on the site with its hilarity.

...you borrow a complete stranger's child so you can go on the kiddie coaster (see also: creditwhore)

...you tilt yourself back in the reclining chair, put the fan on 'high' and directly in front of you, and try to convince yourself that this is what "Medusa" and "Kong" felt like (see also: loner)

...you have more framed pictures of park rides sitting around your living room and office space than you do of your loved ones (see also: obsessive/compulsive disorder) ;)

Actually, Rob, I started mine FIRST, thank you ever so much. Look at the posting times. I was up all nite posting that!;)

Moosh copied me again!

Not an origional bone in his body.

My thoughts on knowing your an Emgee is you plan coaster trips and consider them as a buisness trip and not a vacation...;)

......you coast down Dolores St in San Francisco with ya hands up and yelling obscenities.

Not an origional bone in his body.

Reminds me of the winner of the Graham Norton Pick-Up Line Contest:

"I like every bone in your body...including mine."

*** Edited 8/2/2004 1:57:05 AM UTC by Mamoosh***

Do you have any Chinese in you?

Would you like one?

When did you become chinese?

;)

I had a dumb redneck use that line once on me, acutally. I don't think he realized how gay it made him sound, he said I looked italian, then started to use it like that, but then started in with the "you want a redneck in you?". He got kinda ticked when I pointed it out, and then told everybody @ Wal-Mart (where we worked) what he said. Stupid redneck, intelligence is for kids... *** Edited 8/2/2004 2:19:49 AM UTC by TeknoScorpion***

Clint, I realized that. However, you just seemed so down lately, I figured I'd give you a little "ribbing," if you know what I mean? ;)

Rob - ribbing for my pleasure

I like colors & tastes, not ribbs...;)

clint-feelin the love by Rob:)

(hope thats all I'm feeling...)