1-YOU SKIP BATHING FOR A MONTH TO GET THE SMELL OF THE BIG BAD WOLF IN BUSH GARDENS
2-YOU GOT FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR GOING ON COASTERBUZZ AT WORK
3-THE LAST GIRL THAT TOUCHED YOU WAS THE GIRL WHO CHECKED YOUR LAPBAR AT CEDAR POINT
4-THE LAST GIRL YOU DATED LISTENED TO LIONEL RICHIE AND REAGAN WAS THE PRESIDENT
5-COASTERS ARE YOUR LIFE
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Sex or riding a Coaster?
Im going with the Coaster!!!!
Hey, how did you know all that stuff about me? That's some funny stuff!
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Get ready to fly over Six Flags Oh..er I mean Six Flags Worlds of Adventure this summer with X-Flight!
He's looking in your window, Todd. :)
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Bill Yost a.k.a. THE BEASTmaster
www.geocities.com/byostie Can you take me higher? (CREED)
How about this:
If you won the lottery, you really would, seriously now, spend all of it to build a roller coaster in your backyard. Or, better yet, if you won Sandlotto, ("...play every day, play every day...") an entire theme park!!!
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ATTENTION!!...This is the Alter Ego of Goliath Rocks; If he said something stupid, we're sorry, it's the "G"s talking...
Or ride EVERY single coaster on the planet!
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Home Park - Wonderland Sydney, Australia.
How about this one. It is very simple.
You might be a coaster freak is someone calls you one.
All those that have been called a coaster freak raise your hand. ::raises hand::
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-I see stars because I just rode Flashback, can you see them to?
{me raising my hand}
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ATTENTION!!...This is the Alter Ego of Goliath Rocks; If he said something stupid, we're sorry, it's the "G"s talking...
You know you're a coaster freak when non-coaster riders who are afraid to ride them tell you that you're crazy and stupid to ride those contraptions. Been there, heard that.
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Bill Yost a.k.a. THE BEASTmaster
www.geocities.com/byostie Can you take me higher? (CREED)
{me raising my hand...again}
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ATTENTION!!...This is the Alter Ego of Goliath Rocks; If he said something stupid, we're sorry, it's the "G"s talking...
How about when you put lap bars in your car.
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"Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort; heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."- P.C. Wiggum
*raises hand* Wow, I am the biggest coaster freak in the school, lol. When people want to know about a park or coaster, they come to me.
How about when your on a country road and you hit the brakes over those little hills over pipes and such to get that hint or more of airtime.
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MF Drops-15
SOB Rides-2
For more of these. Go to coasterville.com and cheak out the coaster rider's purity test. Good stuff.
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Peace, Love, and Rollercoasters.........we need more of all three.
