World's largest shower attempted at Six Flags Great America

There has to be a joke in here somewhere, this topic is just way too ripe with possibilities, any more creative types want to add one? I cant think of one right now.

First thing I'll say, is that they didn't build a 40,000 square foot shower. 100 by 40 is only 4,000 square feet. So somebody's math is way off-- either the reporters or the PR people.

Probably both.

What's an extra zero when your already bankrupt.

Maybe its 10 feet tall and they omitted the word cubic ;)

They should do something like this at all theme parks, especially in the summer. Some people in line stink.

^ Sorry LostKause, its a glandular problem I swear. Now where did I drop that bar of soap..

Talon doesn't just need a shower, he needs a stinkin' fire hose. Beter yet, I'll toss him in the bed of my Ranger and run through the carwash a couple of times.

Talon, you want hot wax and undercoating too? :)

No, why do you have to go and say that people stink? That's a very negative thing to say. Not all people stink. I'm a firm believer that people don't stink.

Damn, I missed it? *sigh*

Hopman said:
Talon doesn't just need a shower, he needs a stinkin' fire hose. Beter yet, I'll toss him in the bed of my Ranger and run through the carwash a couple of times.

Talon, you want hot wax and undercoating too? :)

Oh I really need the undercoating!! Your right Raven-Phile we dont stink, we have a unique odor.

Actually I was just poking at LostKause and his "people aren't stupid" routine a couple of months ago. :)

^It was quite a bittersweet day for me when LK had "the revelation" (aka, the "come-to-Jesus moment"). The loss of innocence is in some ways a sad thing. However, he's a good guy, and deserves to know the truth....even when it's a painful truth. ;)

Thanks for that. The people here are the only ones who ever poke at me.

Because of you guys, I have returned to the darkside. Now I am a firm believer that everyone is stupid. Humanity has lost all hope, as far as I am concerned.

So, what you're saying is... Humanity is a "Lost Kause"? :-D

P18, next time you come to PA, I'll let you run through my lawn sprinkler.

Well, even though we're all stupid that doesn't mean we can't do great things. Like build a gigantic shower....