Woman Upset That Six Flags Rescued Her Dog From Her Hot Car, Then Lost Him

Jerry said:
I guess i'm out of the loop on that joke.

Oh, getting a dog caught up your butt is no joke.

Jerry: It requires several thread-hops, but my reference goes back to here, which in turn refers to a comment this woman made about her day at Great Adventure. The folklore of this board is staggering.

What do you think is worse, a Cat Ass Trophy, or a hot dog? ;)

I would have explained all that, but Jerry is not my friend.

How about Kozmo?

Kozmo never stuck a dog, cat, capybara or Xanax up his butt.

I first mistook "Capybara" for Chupacabra.... Big difference there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggMWBHivne0

I knew an old lady who stuck a dog up her butt. I don't know why she hilted the mutt...

I assume he'll die.

Jerry said:
So the evidence has been found - when will the local prosecutor's office be serving the arrest warrant for the crime she committed? I want to see that on the news.

I want to see the results of Sergent James Hackemer's autopsy/toxicology on the news. I'm curious at the least...

This woman was probably so doped up on Xanax that she thought carrying the pup around in a purse was a good idea and/or didn't think of the kennel.

So she still doesn't think she did anything wrong? I think the real shame is they shot the bison while this kook is still free to roam the highways with her designer doggie bag.

Let us hope that Malibu is the only "daughter" this woman will ever have...

There's a Petition out for her arrest!!!!

https://www.change.org/petitions/the-los-angeles-county-sheriffs-of...al-cruelty

Maybe if I had some Xanax and a support dog, I'd have gotten a bran muffin by now.

Vater said:
Maybe if I had some Xanax and a support dog, I'd have gotten a bran muffin by now.

Or a hotel.

Vater said:
Maybe if I had some Xanax and a support dog, I'd have gotten a bran muffin by now.

You need to give up on your petition and go for the Pepsi Refresh dollars.

Vater said:
I hear support dogs are more effective than licking Xanax.

Ha!!! I was eating a breadstick when I read this and snorted with laughter and almost choked. Forgot about the moronic Xanax licker.

:)

Lord Gonchar said:

You need to give up on your petition and go for the Pepsi Refresh dollars.

How fitting. This months Pepsi Challenge is, "How can you upgrade your hometown with a new community garden?" I suppose I could help fertilize it.

^You could....if only you had that bran muffin!

Exactly. And that's the fodder for my idea.

See what I did there?

Nice (com)post!