Posted Friday, July 23, 2021 9:40 AM | Contributed by hambone
A 13-year-old girl was hit in the face by a seagull that flew into her while she was on a Jersey Shore amusement park ride, leaving her stunned but not hurt.
See the video on NJ.com.
That trancy dance soundtrack screams "girl gets hit in the face with seagull on amusement ride."
Getting hit by seagull > Rip Ride Rocket
"Video shows Seagull hit by teen on Slingshot at Morey's Piers."
Eyewitnesses in the sky and on nearby rooftops claim that the human was travelling at a high rate of speed when she collided with Kyle R., who was just minding his own business and being a seagull. The accident remains under investigation, but this most likely means war.
Headline from the Seagull Syndicate this morning.Last edited by OhioStater, Friday, July 23, 2021 2:40 PM
Promoter of fog.
This is what happens when you are constantly being warned to watch the team car.
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I bet the seagull now regrets calling the girl a little whore.
Correction to article title: "Pigeon was minding its own business in the sky when psychotic 13 year old girl slammed her face into him"
That's a hilarious and unique twist on the original headline!
Promoter of fog.
Pretty sure the seagull was thinking, "Who's That Girl". (You gotta dig deep for that reference).
“¿Quien es, esta niña? Señorita mas linda… ?”
Maybe it just wanted a hug.
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RCMAC...it was a Flock of Seagulls song reference. Not exactly "I Ran".
At least it wasn’t Madonna.
I might have gone with"Live To Tell" if I was going with a Madonna reference. Or, could have gone with her contemporary and, "When Doves Cry".
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