Video shows teen hit by seagull on Slingshot at Morey's Piers

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A 13-year-old girl was hit in the face by a seagull that flew into her while she was on a Jersey Shore amusement park ride, leaving her stunned but not hurt.

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Vater's avatar

That trancy dance soundtrack screams "girl gets hit in the face with seagull on amusement ride."

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Getting hit by seagull > Rip Ride Rocket

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"Video shows Seagull hit by teen on Slingshot at Morey's Piers."

Eyewitnesses in the sky and on nearby rooftops claim that the human was travelling at a high rate of speed when she collided with Kyle R., who was just minding his own business and being a seagull. The accident remains under investigation, but this most likely means war.

Headline from the Seagull Syndicate this morning.

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This is what happens when you are constantly being warned to watch the team car.

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I bet the seagull now regrets calling the girl a little whore.

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Correction to article title: "Pigeon was minding its own business in the sky when psychotic 13 year old girl slammed her face into him"

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That's a hilarious and unique twist on the original headline!

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Pretty sure the seagull was thinking, "Who's That Girl". (You gotta dig deep for that reference).

“¿Quien es, esta niña? Señorita mas linda… ?”
That one?

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Maybe it just wanted a hug.

June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100
VertiGo Rides - 82 was a Flock of Seagulls song reference. Not exactly "I Ran".

At least it wasn’t Madonna.

I might have gone with"Live To Tell" if I was going with a Madonna reference. Or, could have gone with her contemporary and, "When Doves Cry".

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