A 13-year-old girl was hit in the face by a seagull that flew into her while she was on a Jersey Shore amusement park ride, leaving her stunned but not hurt.
See the video on NJ.com.
"Video shows Seagull hit by teen on Slingshot at Morey's Piers."
Eyewitnesses in the sky and on nearby rooftops claim that the human was travelling at a high rate of speed when she collided with Kyle R., who was just minding his own business and being a seagull. The accident remains under investigation, but this most likely means war.
Headline from the Seagull Syndicate this morning.
Promoter of fog.
This is what happens when you are constantly being warned to watch the team car.
Here's To Shorter Lines & Longer Trip Reports!
Correction to article title: "Pigeon was minding its own business in the sky when psychotic 13 year old girl slammed her face into him"
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