I don't know who I love more, lawyers or the stupid people that inspire the official rules to this contest. Nevertheless, here are some highlights.
8. No indecent exposure permitted. No sexual aberration is allowed by any of the contestants either alone or with others. No sexual activity of any sort is allowed inside the vehicle or within the park.
This just in...contestants number 8 and 9 got disqualified for uhhh, never mind!
12. Vomiting and/or bodily waste elimination, and the release of any bodily fluids will result in immediate disqualification of any contestant
Does this include slightly moist flatulence? Judges?
9...There will be no pushing, shoving, hitting or spitting or any physical violence of any sort towards any of the contestants to make them exit or prevent them from re-entering the ride.
I don't think you heard me. Again: Does it include productive gas or not? What about lactose-intolerant people after cheese pizza? If that isn't violent, what the hell is?
Maybe if I study the rules like the Bible here...
13...Contestants will be subject to disqualification by judges if, in their sole discretion, health and/or safety concerns warrant the same.
Oooh, technicality! So much for the Flatulent Cloud strategy.
10...Smoking of legal cigarettes is permitted only
Hey, the track just got real Smoooooooove...
15. No contestant will be allowed to wear diapers or use a “Motorman’s Friend” (a device used by truckers to extract urine from the body.)
In-spec-SHUN!! Drop trou, maggots!
8....No sexual activity of any sort is allowed inside the vehicle or within the park.
Wait. Does that include the Number 1 ARN&R endorsed activity? Okay, number two behind gravy jokes? Ooooooh. Not good.
Well I wish the contestants luck...just from a distance by Wednesday. Dang.
-CO *** Edited 6/9/2004 1:41:29 AM UTC by CoastaPlaya***
If it is closed many other park rides lines will be longer such as Steel Venom and Power Tower which will suck!
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