VF WT Riding Marathon - Official Rule Higlights

Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:15 PM
From June 14th to June 28th, 36 people will be able to live an coaster enthusiasses dream: To wear the same T-shirt every day, smell like ripe ass, sleep on a coaster car and actually have someone pay them attention. It's the KDWB Survive it and Drive it Contest!

I don't know who I love more, lawyers or the stupid people that inspire the official rules to this contest. Nevertheless, here are some highlights.

8. No indecent exposure permitted. No sexual aberration is allowed by any of the contestants either alone or with others. No sexual activity of any sort is allowed inside the vehicle or within the park.

This just in...contestants number 8 and 9 got disqualified for uhhh, never mind!

12. Vomiting and/or bodily waste elimination, and the release of any bodily fluids will result in immediate disqualification of any contestant

Does this include slightly moist flatulence? Judges?

9...There will be no pushing, shoving, hitting or spitting or any physical violence of any sort towards any of the contestants to make them exit or prevent them from re-entering the ride.

I don't think you heard me. Again: Does it include productive gas or not? What about lactose-intolerant people after cheese pizza? If that isn't violent, what the hell is?

Maybe if I study the rules like the Bible here...

13...Contestants will be subject to disqualification by judges if, in their sole discretion, health and/or safety concerns warrant the same.

Oooh, technicality! So much for the Flatulent Cloud strategy.

10...Smoking of legal cigarettes is permitted only

Hey, the track just got real Smoooooooove...

15. No contestant will be allowed to wear diapers or use a “Motorman’s Friend” (a device used by truckers to extract urine from the body.)

In-spec-SHUN!! Drop trou, maggots!

8....No sexual activity of any sort is allowed inside the vehicle or within the park.

Wait. Does that include the Number 1 ARN&R endorsed activity? Okay, number two behind gravy jokes? Ooooooh. Not good.

Well I wish the contestants luck...just from a distance by Wednesday. Dang.

-CO *** Edited 6/9/2004 1:41:29 AM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:21 PM
So This means Wild Thing will be closed through all those days?...To the public I mean? *** Edited 6/9/2004 12:24:43 AM UTC by VenomThing***
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:24 PM
I doubt it! They'll fit on one train, remember?
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:26 PM
Oh thats good cause I can honestly everybody would be mad if they had it closed to the public. So does this mean they'll run 3 trains, cause if they don't lines will be pretty long even on weekdays!
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:33 PM
They actually could close it if they saw fit. I'm guessing here!
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:38 PM
I don't know if this is a very smart thing for the park to do?
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 8:59 PM
Even if they ARE running other trains, would you want to be on it?
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 9:19 PM
Hey! The 195-foot drop still doesn't have trims. Yet.
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 9:51 PM
If it is closed many other park rides lines will be longer such as Steel Venom and Power Tower which will suck!
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 10:13 PM

VenomThing said:
If it is closed many other park rides lines will be longer such as Steel Venom and Power Tower which will suck!


Tuesday, June 8, 2004 11:20 PM
Whoa, ok, I'm not complaining just saying Wild Thing is a major attraction that draws crowds to that area and instead of them being in that area they will just be close to those two.
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 11:35 PM
I tried a couple time to get a seat, but each time I called the line was busy. They seem to be getting to caller 101 really quick.
Tuesday, June 8, 2004 11:42 PM
I wish I was 18, then I'd call. Is it really that hard to ride a coaster for 2 weeks. I mean it doesn't seem like it, but then again I've never even ridden one for over 10 min straight.

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