Top Thrill Dragster: Tribute from "that guy" Dale.
Email from a friend who was out at the Clay County Fair in Iowa this summer:
“Hey! The wife and I were listening to a local band (Dale & the Diggers) playing on one of the stages. For the last song I almost passed out laughing because the band put up the infamous picture of the construction worker peeing on TTD. Turns out this Dale Warner is that guy! Had a chance to talk to him and the band after the show. Told him we were from Ohio and used to go Cedar Point all the time. He still works construction but lives out here in Iowa and has this band that has a crazy local following. The audience in Iowa knew every word! Ended up snagging a copy of the song from one of their shows at the fair.”
"You can feel it building up inside.
A sensation that you just can’t hide.
There comes a time in life when you just know.
Don’t wanna leave right now but you gotta,
'cause you gotta go.
At a place by a lake on a cool March day,
Almost time to put my tools away,
Felt a yearning down between my thighs,
Took a deep breath and closed my eyes.
Closest Port-A-Pot was 50 yards away,
Ain’t no way I could make it that far that day…
Took a quick look and saw no one there.
Won’t forget the feeling of that cool Lake air.
God damn it felt so good to just release it all.
Had some fun and wrote my name on that wall!"
Promoter of fog.
Damn. That’s legendary.
What a catchy song…this is right in line with some of the AI songs Gonch creates for his YouTube channel.
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