Top 10 Things to do during the Offseason...

Sideshow_John said:
Why is Spongebob On?

Why don't you ask Patrick?

I think the on-screen characters might be just a little more interested in you than we are right now. I'm sure you'll find them better listeners--and that Squid guy will be more than happy to tell you why OutWar reeks, too.

Just be sure to speak clearly and directly into the television speakers. Ta ta.

-CO

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*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya 2/20/2003 3:52:43 PM ***

Sideshow_John said:
Why is Spongebob On?

Is this a riddle? Hrm...to keep people like you from annoying the rest of us?

(punctuation police in full force today).

I've got one for you: "What's annoying, lame, and about to get banned again?"

Here's a hint: It begins with 'y' and rhymes with "you."

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Be polite and ignore the idiots. - rollergator
"It was like that when I got here."
"faster, cheaper, and more often" that's somebody's new sig -UpsideDawnGrrrl
*** This post was edited by ApolloAndy 2/20/2003 3:54:28 PM ***

Looks like another candidate for a super-hard snowball. (pack-pack-pack) Hey Sideshow!....

(fling)-----------------------------------------------((**THWOCK**))

SJ: OWWW, YOU KNOCKED OUT MY TEETH!

JB: Oh, don't worry about it, they're baby teeth - the grown-up teeth will grow in in a couple of years...

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Coming to Wyandot Lake in 2003: Hi-Striker's Revenge

Jimmybob....you forgot the "special ingredient" ;) If anyone deserves the special yellow snowball, it's Sideshow John

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--George H
---Superman the ride...coming to a SF park near you soon...
Currency tracking experiment... http://www.wheresgeorge.com (Referring to The "George" on the $1 bill - Not Me)

Sorry, no yellow - that one was scraped off the highway. :)

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My K'Nex Coasters
Coming to Wyandot Lake in 2003: Hi-Striker's Revenge

No i don't deserve that. I am a fairly knowledgeable person. I do not believe i deserve to be banned again (what have I done wrong with the new s/n?) and knocking out my teeth would be cruel. I just said "Is Spongebob on" because somebody told me to go watch nickelodeon. That is all.

Ah God Why did I say ANything, I'm just gonna get bashed again....:-(

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I'm Baaack
*** This post was edited by Sideshow_John 2/20/2003 5:22:55 PM ***

You trolled on your last name with that Outlaw crap. Why do you think that you won't get banned again when Jeff sees you signed up with this name?

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- "I used to be in the audio/visual club, but I was kicked out because of my views on Vietnam........and I was stealing projectors" - Homer Simpson

How do you know it was the same Sideshow John as before. If I wouldn't have made a post nothing would've happened. Man You guys post before you think.

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I'm Baaack

I always suspected those "I'M NOT DUMB" posts were an attempt to convince yourself...guess this proves it.

Is that your Mommy calling you down to dinner? Thanks for playing.

Just FYI, when you get banned, it's not your screenname being banned, but your person. Granted, there's no way to enforce that, but it's not like you have a right to come back with a different screen name. In fact, no one has a right to anything here. We just take what Jeff kindly gives us.

(I suppose club members may have a right to something, but you're clearly not one of them.)

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Be polite and ignore the idiots. - rollergator
"It was like that when I got here."
"faster, cheaper, and more often" that's somebody's new sig -UpsideDawnGrrrl
*** This post was edited by ApolloAndy 2/20/2003 5:58:20 PM ***

Sideshow_John said:

Thank you that is all.

Oh that it were true....sadly, you have forced even our most loyal adherents to ignore the frowny-face ban....please find SOMETHING else to do with your time....anything!

Sideshow_John said:
How do you know it was the same Sideshow John as before. If I wouldn't have made a post nothing would've happened. Man You guys post before you think.
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I'm Baaack

Making references to not getting banned again. Saying "I'm back", etc. And you would have us believe you are not the same troll who got banned for the Outwar trolling called "Sideshow John", despite the fact that you signed up a minute or 2 after be was booted?

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- "I used to be in the audio/visual club, but I was kicked out because of my views on Vietnam........and I was stealing projectors" - Homer Simpson
*** This post was edited by Peabody 2/20/2003 7:25:21 PM ***

Peabody and Apollo Andy said it well, but perhaps I can elaborate:

You.
Have.
Been.
Banned.

Therefore, you are correct: WHATEVER you say will get you banned again. Why? Because you're not supposed to be saying anything at all. Even if you hand't done anything wrong with your "new" scren name, it would be some time before you would be allowed to post here again.

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I hear America screaming...

I'd love to move to California or Florida - but since I don't have much cash and depend on my job - all I do during off season is complain, play video games, and drink wine.

"So, you're that smart?"

"Let me put it this way. Ever heard of Plato, Socrates, Sideshow John?"

"Yes."

"Morons."

"Really?"

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"Welcome to Wisconsin... Illinois' Largest State Park."

"To the death!"

"No! To the pain!"

"I'm sorry. I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
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Be polite and ignore the idiots. - rollergator
"It was like that when I got here."
"faster, cheaper, and more often" that's somebody's new sig -UpsideDawnGrrrl

Iocaine! I'd bet my life on it!

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I'm not an enthusiast, I just play one on message boards.

"Oh....you mean *this* gate key."

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"Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

*** This post was edited by Mamoosh 2/21/2003 11:21:47 AM ***

....and the Number 1 thing to do during the offseason......watch "The Princess Bride"....again...:)

Inconceivable!!