Theme park attendance and spending up globally

Oh, I thought VIP offerings alienated people and caused them to stay away/boycott parks?

But with all of the costs resulting from all the red tape associated with RFIDs, profits will surely plummet over the coming years. And at some point, people will stop going to all of these amusement parks because they are too crowded.

Uh oh, it seems we have a new meme.

Gay Muslims getting married by tattooed zombies wearing RFID-enabled Fast Lane wristbands on the new 500-foot winger rider named The Bat II, with the reception held at a hotel that will not have never been built yet.

Also, 99-cent refills of champagne if you bring last year's cup from a different wedding. But only if you volley with the bartender first.

Don't forget throwing up in the bushes, and free brownies (and sunscreen) for everyone, served mid-timbers.

What's that on your chest, Josh? Hairgel?

Can't you tell, from the grin on my face, that it's sunscreen?

Geez.

And Maverick.

birdhombre said:

Uh oh, it seems we have a new meme.

Gay Muslims getting married by tattooed zombies wearing RFID-enabled Fast Lane wristbands on the new 500-foot winger rider named The Bat II, with the reception held at a hotel that will not have never been built yet.

Also, 99-cent refills of champagne if you bring last year's cup from a different wedding. But only if you volley with the bartender first.

Sucks.