The Onion: Iran Secretly Building Roller Coaster

Fun's avatar

Here's a good chuckle:

"Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever"

Enriching uranium for glow-in-the-dark lighting for the coaster's subterranean section. Looks like they thought of everything.

Too funny!

I only hope that, in the interest of international peace, it wasn't built by Intamin . . .

My author website:

How do you say "headbanger" in Persian?

matt.'s avatar

Loosely based on Dragon Kahn, it seems.

coasterqueenTRN's avatar

Too funny! :)

I'd like to know Arabic for "sick air time," and "painful ride."

Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

kpjb's avatar

I heard that Shapiro threw his shoes at this coaster.


janfrederick's avatar

LOL at the comment about the LOL article. ;)

"I go out at 3 o' clock for a quart of milk and come home to my son treating his body like an amusement park!" - Estelle Costanza

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