Terrible Idea: Coming to a Park Near You?

Saturday, December 15, 2007 6:40 PM
We've all had our fair share of laughs at the ridiculous rumours that have come and gone. We've certainly mocked some of the more outlandish ones with parodies of the "OMG I its a 400FT *SUSPENDED* WOODIE!!!!111" variety.

Little did we know, little did we know:

http://www.google.com/patents?id=iF97AAAAEBAJ

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 7:32 PM
How would something like that go around a turn.

Timbers crew 08

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 7:35 PM
Olsor's avatar Painfully.
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Saturday, December 15, 2007 10:09 PM
Sort of like the stewardess carrying the guitar down the aisle in Airplane.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 11:01 PM
perhaps it could be a launched woodie, like a Wicked Twister or Voodoo, or the like... ;)

Haha no I'm not giving Patrick the finger

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 11:02 PM
SFoGswim's avatar I see literally no appeal in a coaster like this. Wooden coasters are fun, and inverted coasters are fun, but there is no reason to mix the two.
Welcome back, red train, how was your ride?!
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Saturday, December 15, 2007 11:05 PM
That patentis old (I have bought it up on these very boards last year.) Seems cool but also dangerous to me at least.
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 1:22 AM
DantheCoasterman's avatar Wooden coaster + OTSRs = BAD IDEA!
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 1:10 PM
Just because you have a patent doesn't mean that you have to make what you had patented. They just don't want anyone else to make it and they have the money to prevent someone else from trying.
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 3:45 PM
One word - Sadistic.
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 3:52 PM

BeccaRaptor said:
Just because you have a patent doesn't mean that you have to make what you had patented. They just don't want anyone else to make it and they have the money to prevent someone else from trying.

Exactly! I could patent my machine that translates the voice of God. Doesn't mean I'll make one or that it will work but, if someone else goes on a 3 day, psychotropic drug binge and comes up with the same idea I did, I plans to gets paid!

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Sunday, December 16, 2007 6:59 PM
WOW! I think this ride would be awesome! I dont get why you all think it is so dumb.
Top 5, in no particular order: 1. MF 2. Maverick, 3. Kraken 3. El Toro, 4. TTD 5. Superman Krypton Coaster Top overrated coasters: 1. Incredible Hulk (Boooooring!) 2. Nitro 3. Expedition G-force 4. Goliath(SFMM) 5. Any Dive Coaster
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 8:26 PM
ClubXJeff's avatar Annnnnd by the "professional-ness" of those drawings - you can tell they came from a company. :)
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 9:46 PM
My question is, How do you keep from breaking the track from stress as the whole weight is being suspended by half the track with no supports under it. I could see the track itself snapping and causing great damage.

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Monday, December 17, 2007 2:00 PM
That thing looks terrible. I'm all for artistic expression but I can't see how that would sound like a good idea to anyone. Why someone would waste the time and money on something that clearly makes no sense whatsoever is beyond me.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 3:13 PM
janfrederick's avatar Hope the seats are EXTREMELY padded.

I like how it cites "Pleasured Railway" from 1902...man...the good old days. ;)


"I go out at 3 o' clock for a quart of milk and come home to my son treating his body like an amusement park!" - Estelle Costanza
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 3:53 PM
Pleasured railway? What the hell were the riders doing to the railway? Sounds like it wasn't a family attraction. Walt Disney would have been disgusted.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 5:22 PM
Mamoosh's avatar Well it wasn't a fast or force-filled ride. I'm sure riders could hold on with one hand ;)
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 9:27 AM
I guess it was a "make your own fun" kinda ride?
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:04 AM
janfrederick's avatar Was it a hang n bang? Oh, sorry if I offended INXS fans.

OK...I'm going to get ostracised, booted, and ignored for that one. And rightfully so. Can't believe I'm about to hit Submit reply.


"I go out at 3 o' clock for a quart of milk and come home to my son treating his body like an amusement park!" - Estelle Costanza
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