Take a minute and look at this compilation of the causes of injuries to both English people and Americans. Placemat injuries? Trouser injuries? And no mention of coasters?
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2001/06/09/MN72826.DTL
*** This post was edited by Belmont Babe on 6/10/2001. ***