Stupid things said by the GP PT.2!!!

i think they were messing with u
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Ride the Impssible. STAND UP WOODIE!!! watch it fly past ur regular sitdowns. itll blow you away.
I was with my friend (not even that much of a roller coaster enthusiast like us), we were in the station for Big Dipper. We decided that we wanted to go to the front seat. Their was a guy in front of us and we didn't now weather he was in line for the front seat. So we asked him " Sir are you in line for the front seat?" He said no so we walked in front of him. Then he just starts yelling so loud at us on how we were cutting him. Now everyone in the station is looking at us. My friend and i were just cracking up while he was yelling at us, and then the ride operator gets in their and we told them our story. The guy then says I thought u meant the front car, i still don't get it.
I was with my brother at PKI and we were in line for SOB.  Anyways this guy was in front of us, and when we got up to the station, he turned around and I'm not making this up.  The guy actually says, "Wait a minute, I thought this was the exit for Top Gun."
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"We hope you enjoyed your ride on Top Gun. Please exit to your left and we hope you enjoy the rest of your day here at Paramount's Kings Island."
While talking at work about how much money I would need to start my own park, a co-worker commented that it must have cost at least 2 million to build the Millenium Force.

My score on PCW's Scooby Doo Haunted Mansion: 2371!

While standing in line for Blue Streak at CP, a woman comments " They have to tare down Magnum because it's obsolete"

And  Blue Streak is cutting-edge.

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So many coasters - so little time.

I was at BGTB on montu's line about to get front seat when the ride gets some technical difficaulty. The 4th rows restraints were stuck so they switched trains. a women in the second row line waas complaining to the ride operator on why they were switching trains. He told her that the restaints were stuck so the have to switch trains or close the ride. She shouts back "....well if they are holding on they wouldn't fall out!"

 

Ok?!?

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NITRO EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!


I was at a pary and I was talkong to someone about rollercoasters and he said that Rock And Roller Coaster starts off at 100 mph and reaches 112 at the end of the ride.

Someone tells me that sros at SFDL goes 90 mph.

Someone at SFGAdv says batman the chiller goes 90.

This is a good one:  At SFA online for Batwing someone says that he went on Alpengiest at lunch and did not have to wait on the 1:30 hour line. He said that Alpengiest was much taller and faster than Superman ROS at SFA.

I did not respond to any of these Ijust turnt around and Laughed.  Oh yey he also said Alpengiest went upside down 10 times.

At MIA over by Zach's Zoomer, said by a kid in his late teens, "What's Shivering Timbers?" We tried explaining to him that it was the gigantic wooden coaster he drove by to get into the park, but it was no use.

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Kara
391 Laps

While waiting in line for the Phantm's Revenge Busch Gardens is in West Virginia.
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"Oncoming riders, please stand behind the red safety line and wait for the train to come to a complete stop."
-Phantom's Revenge Laps:12-


raptorfan00 said:
Busch Gardens is in West Virginia.

I knew Camden Park was trying to improve its image, but this is going a bit too far!

This one isn't that bad, but we were waiting in line for Hoosier Hurricane at Indiana Beach. And from the station, Cornball's layout is pretty viewable. So, a few people thought that the coaster they were boarding was Cornball (even thought the first drop was coming the other way, lol, hard to explain).

My friends also think that Cornball is 100 feet taller than Hoosier Hurricane. But they claim that they like Hurricane better! They must all go to coaster training!

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Some kid tried to tell me that Nitro was an exact clone of Steel Force, but Steel Force was higher. I just laughed and boarded the train.

Another time my aunt was about to get on Rolling Thunder, and asked if it was a water ride. We laughed at her the whole rest of the day.

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Nitro: The Most Explosive Coaster on the Planet explodes at Six Flags Great Adventure in 2001.


I do this alot and i think (hope) that this is what happened to you.  Me and my freinds (usually just wear non-coaster shirts to parks but im and enthusiast and they all love coasters) walk up to people that look like enthusiasts (i.e. club shirts or shirts of coasters from far away.)  We usually ask really stupid questions like (in front of the sign for superdooperlooper and later the loop for it) me and my sister ask "does this thing go upside down and point to either the sign or the loop respectivly.  Its always alot of fun.  some others include (@ SFNE)  "how much taller than superman is the thunderbolt?"  or at dorney park "i heard that theres a ride at this park where you sit below the track!!!" (said right next to talons helix near the front of the park)  It's always alot of fun to see them resraining laughter as they try to nicely explain.  However the one at the SDL's loop said "what are you some kind of inbreed moron, jeeze!!"

good times..

At SFDL, I was in line for the Predator, and there was this really ditzy (sp?) girl in front of me. You can see the lift hill for the Superman from inside the Predator's station, and she told her brother, "Oh my god, this is like, almost the size of Superman!!!" Her brother said, "No, Superman is way taller." She said, "No it's not! Just look at it! They're almost the same size." Keep in mind that Superman is 208 feet and Predator is 95...I don't know whether she forgot to wear her glasses that day or if she'd barely looked at the Predator's drop, or what. She also said some other ditzy stuff, but it wasn't coaster-related. I thought it was pretty funny, I don't know about you guys though, LoL ;)

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"Let's ride Magic Mountain" - standing in line to get in SFMM

"I wish we could have went to Six Flags instead of Magic Mountain" - sitting on bus about to walk to entrance of SFMM (took a long time to explain that Six Flags is simply a brand name, but the person was still confused as hell)

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"ok everyone go ahead and pull down on your shoulder restraint so you feel nice and stuck!"

those are all very funny!!!!!!.......here are some really stupid things I have heard from people who should just SHUTUP if they don't know wht they are talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-at sfwoa, while in line for S:UE, you can see X-Flight, and these hillbillys scream "OHHHHHHH, COOOOOL" kind of loud and I just say "yeah shutup now" and then some girl says, so your upside down the whole time and then she sees the loop, ohhh, only sometimes. Me and my friend were laughing. They said they may have to wait 4 hours for it, this was in the evening on thursday with most people leaving. and then they said if they don't hurry and ride "the superman", they will have to leave the line of X-Flight at 10:00 and wont get on" So by now, we are in the station and we see no line for the back, so we go there!

-I heard People saying the magnum is sold and is in japan and is sinking, i just want to hurt them. And they say the track is bright orange, its faded red (reddish orange)!

-At sfwoa, In line for the Villain, i was suring the channels of my walkie talkie radio thing (i always do that in line to keep me busy) and heard someone say "were taking the babies on the rollercoaster, and I always talk to the people and interupt them, and say that babies cant ride coasters, and he says, the blue one looks fun (mind eraser)(evil boomerang) and i say how old are these babies, he eventually told me 3 and 4 " i said they must be tall! there are many other strange things i hear on my walkie talkie radio, and i like to talk to people to keep me busy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I Will Destroy Vekoma For All Of Their Evil Hypercloning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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its fun just messing with people, giving false answers
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HurricaneGeauga- Just in case

onekong said:
-at sfwoa, while in line for S:UE, you can see X-Flight, and these hillbillys scream "OHHHHHHH, COOOOOL" kind of loud and I just say "yeah shutup now" 

What is so wrong with that? X-Flight is cool! If I was there I would be saying the same thing.

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Ricochet: Bouncing to you in 2002, Only at King's Dominion!

Ok no offense to anyone but alot of these aren't really funny, they seem kinda mean because everyone doesn't have the same amount of coaster knowledge as we do.  Just so everyone knows because no-one is perfect.  
At the end of July I had my 1700th ride on magnum, and I was talking to the ride ops about it right before we were dispatched.  I was sitting in 13 and there is a little girl sitting infront of me and she looked like she was around 13 or 14.  The train was dispatched from the station and she turns around and goes "1700 is nothing, that guy on the discovery channel has ridden it more than you have."  I couldn't help but smile and not say a thing.  It was too funny.

Second over heard on the Magnum platform "I hate it when they don't race Mean Streak." (as the guests point and look at gemini)

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Dan Haverlock
01 Magnum Count: 637
Total Magnum Count:1902
"I hate it when they don't race Mean Streak"

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