what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I would rather be surprised than worry about an announcement for an announcement.
Isn't that odd? How can it be that all the places one would look for such an announcement is devoid of any information? You seem smart...I'm sure you'll figure it out.