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A woman claiming she broke her foot on an elephant's saddle filed a lawsuit this week against Six Flags Marine World. She said the park was negligent for not telling her about the dangers of riding the elephant.
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EDIT (addendum):
I do feel horrible that she got hurt. I wish for a speedy recovery.
*** This post was edited by beast7369 9/17/2004 9:41:05 AM ***
I'm all for the right to sue, but we hear a lot about folks who don't take responsibility for themselves. Keep in mind, though, that stories about people who do take responsibility for themselves arer not nearly as exciting and don't sell ad space the way stories that make us feel indignant do.
You are about to enter a hazardous area. This themepark includes, but is not limited to, the following items that may cause mild, moderate, or severe injury, including but not limited to, death: sidewalks, buildings, rooftops, metal poles and/or rails, wood posts, and any and all bulding materials. Other materials that also may induce injury are concrete, blacktop, wood, various forms of metal, plastic, brick, rock, paper (careful with those park maps!), rubber, glass, vinyl, sintra, acrylic, and various fabrics. You may also be injured or emotionally damaged by park guests and employees, including but not limited to those wearing Tigger or Goofy costumes, staff, corporate officers, animals, or any other wildlife that may or may not be owned by the park, either on the ground or in the air, from age 0 to infinate years old In addition to birds, insects, and other airborne items, including but not limited to the fecal matter of animals or people overhead. The airspace above this park is not restricted which may result in airplanes, helicopters, or other objects flying overhead, as well as natural elements such as rain, sleet, snow, hail, wind, and lightning, as well as pollution. At no point are any guests permitted to attempt contact with any of these elements. Many objects that appear airborne but are actually attached to the ground are known as 'rides,' and should be viewed and treated as all other airborne hazards. This park also contains various landscaping elements, including but not limited to trees, bushes, grass, water, flowers, and other natural elements. Any or all items found within this park may cause injury or death by touching, viewing, hearing, smelling, or tasting and once should proceed with caution before taking part in any of these activities. Walking past this sign, which is also a hazard and may cause injury or death, represents your acceptance of these inherant risks, and states that you will not file a lawsuit, you money grubbing jerkoff. If you reject these terms, please proceed to the park exit, you paranoid moron.
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Ask yourself honestly, the people that you actually meet instead of read about, are they sue-happy? People in your family? Friends? I personally don't know any. I don't buy this crud about society going down the tubes.
I'm sure a lot of companies would love us to throw out our right to sue them. Yah, companies don't need to be babysat...they all have our best interests in mind. I completely trust them.
Bah!
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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