http://www.theonion.com/current_top_story.html
(I hope this isn's against the TOS; I just found it comical.)
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Don't ever underestimate the psycho factor in my head
Gotta love the commitment to fact the Onion has, even with a farcial news story.
"I have men working in shifts on rides, from 10 a.m. until the park closes at 8 p.m.," Moynihan said. "Officers from neighboring departments have volunteered to cover some of the more popular attractions, such as the American Eagle and Superman: Ultimate Flight."
Moynihan had to develop a unique system to oversee the patrol of a park as big and fun as Great America.
"We gather by the double-decker Columbia Carousel twice a day to compare notes, discuss leads, and eat funnel cakes," Moynihan said. "We also keep in constant radio contact with one another. Instead of the usual 'all clear,' we've been using an updated, site-specific check-in."
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Mike Anderson
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Favorite Coasters at SFGAm: 1.)Superman 2.) Viper 3.) Batman 4.) Bull 5.)Eagle
Joe "sure did "shat" all over anything AR&R has done!" C. :)
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You suck big time.
I thought the story this week about the kid everybody hates was way funnier.
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A day is a drop of water in the ocean of eternity. A week is seven drops.
And, no, I was not that kid.
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Don't ever underestimate the psycho factor in my head
"As adventure-filled as this investigation has been, we can't focus all of our man power on Great America," Moynihan said. "By now, the killer could be as far away as Magic Mountain."
Classic! :)
--Ryan
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"I don't like anyone's balls to roll..." - Koaster King
Nice to have a little levity on the day of such sad news in the industry...
Joe, you can't take my "shat" from me! Did we decide that was a verb or a noun anyways?
-Danny
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Coaster Insomniacs- Coastin' the Night Away
*funny note for Family Guy fans
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