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To drive that message home, Six Flags Fiesta Texas is investing $15 million into a new thrill ride company officials hope will draw even larger crowds to the Northwest Side theme park next year. Next spring, Six Flags plans to open Goliath, which park officials are already billing as the "ultimate inverted roller coaster." Fiesta Texas spokeswoman Sydne Purvis says the new ride will add a powerful new dimension of thrill technology to an already impressive coaster line-up at the San Antonio park. The ride will be made by B&M.
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"Modern references...Today the word 'goliath' is often used to describe any person or entity of enormous size."
I think that it is apparent that SF didn't think before they threw a recycled name like "Goliath" onto this ride. People are not going to look up at the not-so-massive 105' lift hill and proclaim, "Wow, now that's really high!" Superman: Krypton coaster is larger at 168', Rattler is larger at 179', Scream is taller at 205', and even the Boomerang is taller at 116'.
Who comes up with this stuff? SFFT is supposed to be the "themiest" Theme park in the chain, right?
Let me end with a positive note, even though the name doesn't fit the ride, and the ride is an old used clone of another coaster operating at another park right down the road, and the park is being arguably misleading about where the ride is coming from and when it was manufactured, at least it is a good ride that has had it's fun factor tested already with very favorable results.
Yes people, let's let this press release go out:
Kind of new at Six Flags Fiesta Texas for 2008! Six Flags will be spending around 2 million to move a ride that was manufactured in 1995 from the ruins of Hurricane Katrina to Six Flags Fiesta Texas! Despite the fact that you'll notice it's no taller than most of the other rides in the park, we're going to call it Goliath because we already have lots of theme elements and merchandise with that name on it; you know, it's just easier and cheaper that way. So, y'all get excited because this banged up, used piece of crap that's just a copy even though you'll probably never notice is coming to the park next year! So, you should probably buy a season pass. Yea. Get excited! Woot woot mofos!
I'm not sure what's stupider, expecting them to tell people it's a used ride (because they're SURE to notice and/or care, right?!?) and not hype it up, or thinking that AND posting it on a message board ...
Edit: Oh yea, by the way, I think if I make it to a Six Flags park in Texas next year, I'll drive the 5 hours to FT rather than 5 minutes to oT
Edit2: Wow, editing really screws with formatting ...
*** This post was edited by Impulse-ive 9/28/2007 8:22:25 PM ***
PS. Didnt it only cost 10 Million to put in SFNO, probably because it is completly flat there.
Possibly the only post without any so far.
-So am I. All other Goliath coasters are large Hypers, or pseudo hypers are they not?
It's just...why Goliath? For such a relatively small-sized coaster?
It's probably a point they're trying to get across -- that small coasters can pack a big coaster punch? ;)
Calling it "Batman: The Ride" is WAY more creative, because even though it is the same name as the clones in other parks, it is a good name and theme for the ride. Calling it Goliath is simply picking a name out of a hat.
I really do not take too much of an issue with it being very similar to the coaster down the street. Cloning rides at nearby parks have been pretty successful in the past.
The title "Goliath" simply does not fit the kind of ride they are installing. Not at all. What's so goliath about it anyways? Naming it that seems lazy and apathetic on Six Flags part.
"NEW for 2010 at Six Flags! Superman: The Log Flume! Feel the spray of the diabolical Lex Luther as you plummit down a 40' drop into the Lake below. Look out for Doomsday; He's ready and armed with a water hose filled with Kryptonite enhanced water, and he's ready to soak you! You can't fly drenched in all that Kriptonite enhanced water, so you'll have to float to safety on the world's only Superman themed water ride..."
That sarcastic idea sounds better than "Goliath, the 105' tall inverted coaster!"
To quote The Simpsons:
MEYERS
The rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky dog; I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive.
KRUSTY
Yeah!
[Meyers, Krusty and the network executive leave.]
OAKLEY
So, Poochie okay with everybody?
WRITERS
Yeah...
^I think you need to give the general public a little more credit. I think most people will associate Goliath with something large, and with the massive Krypton looming over the cliff walls, most will realize that this compact B&M inverter, while fun, is not anything close to being "goliath."
*** This post was edited by Jeffrey Seifert 9/29/2007 12:40:36 PM ***
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