Six Flags America (JOKERS JINX)!

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Sunday, May 5, 2002 8:16 AM

Six Flags America (chapter 1 of my coaster riding season)(A witnessed rebirth,paperclip,and a hyper friend)

I woke up at 4:30 this morning all excited about going to sfa because, one i love the park and rollercoasters and, two because on ultimaterollercoaster.com I heard sam marks say that Jokers Jinx may be open onMy 4th with lapbars!! My Mom wokeup at 5:30 and was excited too. (My moms the reason im obsessed with rollercoasters because shes in ace and all that good stuff) So we made the fairly short drive from towson, maryland. (only about 50 minutes) We picked up my fried who we found out forgot to take his hyper-hypo medicine that morning so he was going pshyco!! So we got there and waited to get in with are safeway season pass vouchers. Then we waited about an hour to get are pictures taken and we were off to coaster riding heaven for a day. First me,my friend,my mom, and my sister(who I forgot to mention before. OOPS!) (note the sarcasm) headed over to rar for are first ride of the day. Roar was running great. My favriote part is the twister element!!! Igive this ride on roa a 7. Then my mom said " Me and your sister will meet ou at movietown at six". So me and my friend evan heade over to superman:ride of steel. We waited for the front and it looks like your going straight down!!!! It made me crie from the wind like any fast coaster. I give this supeman lap an 8. Then right when we got off we noticed batwing had just opened. My mouth started to water. I waited about 4 minutes to get on batwing. The seat reclining on the lift is an impovement because it dosn't put all that pressure on your back on the way up. I gave my only lap on batwing that day a 9. Then we saw jokers jinx. I said it ha lapbars. Evan said "so,Youre families wierd your obsessed with rollercoasters" So I made him go over to jokers jinx wih me. Then i saw a guy with all "coaster zombies"apparell o and i noticed him from his website. It was sam marks who had told me it wa going to be open saturday. I didn't tell him that i kne who he was because i din't want to sound weird. It would sound weird enough for an adult to say i know who you are but for a kid that would seem just weird at least thats what i thought. Then these kids a year younger than us came up and sarted going hyper with my riend while i was listening to some older coaster enthusiasts talk about well uhmm.. lets see... rollercoasters! So we waited for about three and a half hours when these kids dad coms up an start yelling at his kids and saying that instead of waiting in line they should of had fun instead of waiting in line and made them leave. I told everybody that had a paperclip and shoed it to them. Then the coaster zombies guy started shaking my friend saying "why didn't you have fun" jokingly making fun of that dad who pulled his kids out of line. Then they started saying about they don't want to know what my friend was going to be like when he was old enough to drink! HA! Then five minutes later after the kids were pulled out of line the ride opened. Coaster zombies guy got the front an we got the second row. We were the first ever to experience the jokers jinx with lapbars officially. It made a big difference!!!!! My rating for jokers jinx was a 10. Then we went to the wid one which always has a slow moving line and went on. On the way out to the turn around it was slow but on the way back it kicked Kapoishnick! I give the wild one an 8. Then we hit two face. This seems two be my least favorite coaster in the park(so it's my sister favorite! Pshyco &*!@#) I give it a 6. Then we walked over to the mind eraser. Nothing speacil. I give it 7. By this time it had started to pour so we went on roar and it was fast as poo on wheels polished with graphite and sprayed with wd-40. I give it a 10. Then we got to superman. By this time it's getting dark and most people are leaving. We got 9 rides on superman in the front in the dark while your being pelted by rain while there is no visibility of anything. I thought i was crying because of the wind before. THIS WAS INSANE!!!!! I give it a 10++++++++++++!!!!!! Then i went on joker. I give it a 10 plus and and half. Then at 8:45 me and evan relised that we didn't meet my mom at 6:00. So we got to the hollywood cafe and there she was with my sister. They had forgotten to and gotten ther five minutes ago!!!! The end to a wonderful start of the coaster season.

(chapter two) Will andy ever go back?will he go to hersheypark in june? Find out whenever in don't take my seat! or sooperdooperlooper troubles!

Please notemy bad grammer! im only 14. Please reply to this because i have nothing else to do but look at this site all day.

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It's not done yet!

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Sunday, May 5, 2002 8:17 AM
Is Joker smooth as glass like Chiller is now.
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Sunday, May 5, 2002 8:25 AM

yes

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It's not done yet!

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Sunday, May 5, 2002 11:20 AM
I can't wait to get down there. I will be coming home from school on the 21st of May. My mom already got our season passes. I am so excited!

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So...you can't handle a rollercoaster huh? Well...you ARE the Weakest Link! Goodbye!
Number 1 Batwing Fan!

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Sunday, May 5, 2002 12:04 PM
Your enthusiasm is wonderful, but spell check and paragraphs would make reading about your fun day even better.
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Doesn't it seem as though morons always have the caps lock on?
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Sunday, May 5, 2002 6:55 PM
Great TR! Glad to see the "Primere Rennisance" as I call it, head to SFA!

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X-Flight World's Only flying coaster!
Batwing World's only flying coaster!
S:UF World's only flying coaster! Don' you love SF ?

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Monday, May 6, 2002 11:09 AM

Todd said:
Great TR! Glad to see the "Primere Rennisance" as I call it, head to SFA!

Whats primere rennisance?

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Tuesday, May 7, 2002 7:34 AM
He means the happiness now being experienced on Premier Rides' coasters (the manufacturer of Joker's Jinx) because of the lapbar conversions.

Mr. Papercut, please take a minute or two, and a) proofread what you've written. There were so many missed letters that it's hard to read and b) use the spellcheck function.

Anyway, I'm glad you got to ride JJ on Saturday. I didn't because I had to go to work at 3, and I also had to work on Sunday all day. There's always next week.
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The word "definitely" is definitely the most misspelled word on the buzz.

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Tuesday, May 7, 2002 5:47 PM
I am a big coaster fanatic as well as my buddie are.My buddies & I are SFA season pass holders.Our first SFA trip was on April 27.And Joker Jinx was not open because they had not put together the yellow train and they were also waiting for the purple train in.When you went to SFA were they running two trains on Batwing?My buddies & I are going back to SFA on May 18 and We can't wait to ride the new trains on Joker Jinx.
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Tuesday, May 7, 2002 5:51 PM

I'll be heading out to SFA on the 18th and will be sure to give JJ a spin,if it's as good as FOF (post OTSR's) then I'm sure SFA will now have a real winner on their hands and with increased popularity maybe that will lead to a new gotham city coaster sometime soon.

It's too bad from what I've heard that they have removed the on ride photo from the ride,I was hoping to get a new on ride photo on the new train to go along with my other one.

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Thursday, May 9, 2002 8:30 PM
man, i was supposed to go there this friday!!! arrghh...goin with some non enthus buddies, and they chose BGW...but its all good...i can always use a spin on Alpengeist..life sucking cobra roll here i come! :)

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"hi, my name is Tim, and im a coasterholic"...."Hi Tim!!" hehe:)

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