SeaWorld tops off Mako, Orlando's tallest roller coaster

This is all that runs through my head whenever I read about this ride:

Oh, thanks for that. All day now...

That picture reminds me of a very specific Family Guy episode:

"I'm not coming back for Oates."

I always think this...

I thought the Valravn at Cedar Point was going to be the tallest rollercoaster in the world.

No, not even the tallest at Cedar Point.
You'll have to know these things to work there, ya' know. There's a quiz.

I feel like we are being trolled.

RCMAC said:

No, not even the tallest at Cedar Point.
You'll have to know these things to work there, ya' know. There's a quiz.

Oh!

If only there were someplace on the World Wide Web where point fan could go to check out statistics about Cedar Point's coasters...

point fan said:

I was on the Cedar Point website to see the live cams.

What is wrong with talking about my favorite spot? Yes I have been to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. I like Cedar Point better because it is closer to me.

Because this is a news item about SeaWorld. It's not that hard to figure out.

Oh yeah? Well.. Cedar Point had dolphins once! That counts for something!

Cedar Point is owned by Cedar Fair, which owned Geauga Lake, which was Six Flags Worlds of Adventure, which was SeaWorld Ohio, which was visited by Kevin Bacon.

And John Pratt.

Well played, birdhombre.