RTC3. Joe Slugger Ball sucks.

I am playing the La la Land park, in RCT 3, and Joe Slugger ball never likes my park, no matter what.

My park Value is $650, 724. Company value $892,200. Guests in park, 2,745, but was up to 3, 311. Have a cool monorail which he wont ride. Two Valcanos, two large water parks. And every ride and coaster, even two boat rides which I had to build the lakes for.

I think he is a cheat, so you cant advance to the next level. I even made it so that he was the only person in park, and still didn't like it. And even though there is no other guest, he stll says all his BS.

I wish I could drown him. But, apparently people just swim forever in the game.
I also tried dropping him into a pit, and he still came back. Annoying.

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Does anyone else see the irony here?

I think the trick is to make sure he doesn’t have to park mid-Timbers

Park needs more shade.

I never go because there are always two hour waits for every ride all the time.

This is so utterly random. lmao.

Just sandbox it, T-R. It’s free money and everyone’s happy all the time.

I have nothing of value to add, just wanted to repeat part of the thread title:

Ball sucks.

If you are comparing me to Joe Slugger ball there is a difference. I am not a VIP, and I do not walk around in a totally empty park talking to people that are not there.

I also don't say that I really enjoyed a ride, and then leave the park not impressed. Also the parks I go to dont have erupting valconoes, two transport rides. 14 coasters, and 22 flats, and an aquarium. Unless it is Cedar Point.

Also, If I don't like a park I don't go back. I haven't been back to Michigan's Adventure in 4 years. I think if I were dropped into a deep pit without being harmed, it would be more exciting than any non coaster ride at MA.

And If I could be picked up and wisked around the park, I would enjoy that too. Drop me in the wave pool again!!! Which is what I do to Joe, when he tries to leave after just walking through the gate.

I would never walk through a park gate, and turn right around and leave. I like the game for it's realism, and this feature makes it less realistic.

This just gets better and better.

More Of my park stats.

27 coasters
24 Flats
2 pool areas with 7 slides
3 transport rides
2 erupting volcanos
1 aquarium.
125 shops
21 restrooms
12 first aid
10 Atm
12 information
39 Janitors
9 mechanics
3 security guards
3 entertainers.

Current park value 735,839
company value. 997,413, going up at $20 per second.

As I am typing this Company value has topped $1,000,345. and going up.

3,610 peeps in park, and going up.

Park rating. 1137. 0 litter or vomit.

Timber-Rider said:

I think if I were dropped into a deep pit without being harmed, it would be more exciting than any non coaster ride at MA.

Unfortunately Dorney is slated to get the next deep pit, not Michigan's Adventure.

LostKause said:

Does anyone else see the irony here?

Thank you for nearly getting me in trouble. Here I am, sitting at work, and I'm about to have to leave the room just so I don't have stifle the bellowing laugh I'm trying desperately to contain right now.