Plane makes landing on cedar points beach

A small plane lands on CPs beach after hitting a duck.
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/article/5750561

Did they get charged for VIP parking?

Water main break, riot, plane crash... what's tomorrow?

Locusts

What does it say about me that when I heard the news, the first thing I thought of was this?

--Dave Althoff, Jr.

    /X\        _      *** Respect rides. They do not respect you. ***
   /XXX\      /X\     /X\_      _     /X\__      _     _        _____
  /XXXXX\    /XXX\   /XXXX\_   /X\   /XXXXX\    /X\   /X\      /XXXXX
_/XXXXXXX\__/XXXXX\/XXXXXXXX\_/XXX\_/XXXXXXX\__/XXX\_/XXX\_/\_/XXXXXX

Um...that you're much, much older than we all thought you were?