Paul Ruben announces Top Thrill Dragster as new number one

Posted | Contributed by Childs

[Ed. note: The following is humor, in case you don't get it. -J]

Paul Ruben, editor of At The Park magazine, was reported to have declared Cedar Point's new coaster, Top Thrill Dragster, as his new number one coaster, in this Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors exclusive.

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Link: Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors

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Oh yeah, I'm rolling...

How does this crap get posted when some newsworthy stuff doesn't?!

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Am I really that shy?

Like any radio 'impression guy' doing Ronald Reagan or Donald Duck, everybody's got a Paul Ruben impersonation.

Actually, I thought it was a little more gracious then some others I've seen (scroll to the bottom of the thread).

I woulda probably ended it with, "Why do these boots taste so different than usual? Must be a Cedar Fair coaster. Oh, well...."

-'Playa

When I first saw this healdline I said to myself, "Oh God, not this guy."

Nice to know its a joke. :-)

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Has ANYONE even READ or seen this publication which he is editor of? I have not

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http://www.MoreFunOnline.tv

I have. I believe it's the ParkWorld magazine.

I must say it's very good, yet rather expensive for the amount of info you get. One issue, with about 25 pages costs 10 dollar.

What I find amazing is how Paul can move his lips without moving his jaw to talk.
rollergator's avatar

TSO said: "How does this crap get posted when some newsworthy stuff doesn't?! "

Well, because some of us appreciate the HUMOR in the *news and rumors* of ARN&R....it's "The Onion" of the amusement park world...if you can't fit your tongue inside your cheeck, probably best to skip...;)

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Heh, Paul Ruben. What a fruit (he's a banana).

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The top 3 all time cobrarolls.

1)Raptor's
2)Deja Vu's (times 3)
3)Batman Knight Flight's

If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

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That is SO freakin funny! On the other hand I was having bad flashbacks watching him talk about how awesome Xcelerator was when none of us had ridden it yet.

------rolls eyes

-Tina

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Feel The Adrenaline....
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Why does everyone give Paul such crap? If SF and CCP were offering you money and ERT for your false opinions wouldn't you do it??

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