What kind of person do you think some parks would be?
Cedar Point is that kid who always seems to be perfect and does everything right.
Holiday World is the 5yr old who can beat up all the older kids.
SFEG is the neglected kid everyone's forgot about, and is locked in the closet and only gets sugar water to eat/drink.
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SF parks would love sewing because of all the cutting. SF wouldn't care what anyone thinks and cares only about all his money. He is also a major slob.
Hershey would be the cool fat guy. Always has chocolate and gives plenty to everyone.
Some of the Disney parks would be the child that everyone loves.
Conneaut is the old guy who has struggled to live.
KW is the old person with all the historical stuff on his property and never likes to get rid of anything old.
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Six Flags, the only chain of parks that can manage to have stacking with a one train operation.
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"There's nothing sweeter than a bowling ball with a liquid center" - Homer Simpson
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SFmm is the park that looks nice and perfect then he is mean and dirty.
SFWoA is that spoiled little brat 5yr old girl who wants a pony, and a new Barbie, and a..., and a...,
Why do they report power outages on TV? SANDWICH! Feel free to call me Mack. Or S00perd00perhyper.
SFAW is the kid who only gets old clothes from his siblings.
SFMM is a kid who got a brand new toy thats totally amazing and broke it on the first day.
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DelGrossos is the sucsessful middle aged man who dresses nice and drives a nice car but lives in a modest sized home. If he wanted to, he could easily spend all of his saveings on a mansion.
Lakemont Park is the guy who drives his rusty old beat up chevy too fast with the music turned up too loud so that the little speakers distort out the rolled down windows. Another words, he thinks he's cool but he is far from it.
CP to me is a big, burley, bandanna wearing biker dressed in leather from head to toe. he wears glasses, speaks very politely, and is very educated.
SFWoA is the man who is lazy and dirty, but is trying to better himself. He is jealous of others that have more than him, so he takes out a loan in order to be as "cool" as the biker guy. He is good looking and seems nice, but when you get to know him you discover that he is really an unhappy and pathetic loser with issues. When you confront him with these issues, he laughs in your face and braggs some more about how much better he is than everyone else.. But like I said before, he's trying to better himself.
Kennywood is like grandparents that live in an old house. They always love company and will greet you with a smile. They will serve you some great homecooked food and let you play on their old swingset out back.
SFGAdv is like the really big bully who steals your lunch money. He will show his friends all the toys mommy and daddy bought him but wont let you play with most of them. He makes up excuses so that he is not accountable for his actions. People who love him worry that he may or may not grow up to be a decent person .
Kings Island is a beautiful older lady who is well known in her small town for being a good citizen. She wears elaborate dresses and a matching, large fancy hat. She likes to through big partys and will do anything to entertain her guests.
May you always rest in peace(s). You made many joyful yet there were many who you saddened.
Dorney Park is a great friend you had.. At least, until he changed for the worse.
Six Flags Great Adventure is the kid that some people worship (fanboys) even though hes really not all that.
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IoA is the kid who is rich, but his parents have class, and don't spoil him that much. His parents give him a decent amount of toys, but they are always the best quality, and made out of Gold.
Boomers is the kid whose parents though they had struck gold, and invested some money, but soon they found out it was only fools gold.
SFGAdv is the girl with the chance to look hot, but neglects herself and has poor hygeine. She lets herself fall to crumbs.
I'm sitting shiva for CCI.
I'll compare mine to bands:
IB- Rancid, really awesome, just not as popular as the mainstream bands.
Old Indiana- Smashing Pumpkins, all broken up.
CP-Green Day, survived the tough times, and is now enjoying great success
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Ride the New England Bush!
DisneyLand is the "Spoiled Little Rich Kid" that doesnt act spoiled. He lets everyone in the house to play with his toys (see Richie Rich, Rickey Schroeder in 'Silver Spoons' etc...)
Six Flags America is a "Hoochie" who married a rich guy who spoils her to death with toys, then slaps her around if she gets out of line (see any woman dating a drug dealer).
Six Flags World of Adventure is a poor kid from the hood who suddenly came into money (via sports, lottery, etc.) but still doesnt know what to do with it. You can take the 'rat' out the hood, but you cant take the 'hood' out of the 'rat' (see Ray Lewis, Allen Iverson...)
Paramount's Carowinds is an All-American football player from Rinky-Dink University in BF, Egypt. No one says a thing about him, but once they see him play, they become quick believers (see Randy Moss back when he was @ Marshall).
Holiday World is only *slightly* attractive "Southern Belle". While not the most eye-catching, her charms make her the desire of many suitors (see Rene Zegwiller (sp) in that "Diaries" movie).
And finally Cedar Point is like the Prom Queen. Everyone sweats her for 'superficial' reason, but few know her real soul. However, her popularity has also caused many to "hate on her" behind her back even while casting their vote for her Queendom (see Jennifer Love Hewitt in "Cant Hardly Wait").
That's enough for one day.
"To get into this head of mine, would take a monkey-wrench, and a lot of wine" Res How I Do
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