Posted Friday, March 2, 2012 12:59 PM | Contributed by RollerCoasterGod
Palace Entertainment announced today that it has completed the acquisition of Noah’s Ark water park, located in the popular, family vacation spot of Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin. Noah's Ark is 70 acres, with 51 water attractions, including two wave pools and two lazy rivers, plus dozens of other attractions.
Read the press release on PR Web.
That press release gets the award for the worst writing of the year.
But there's no way it can be the worst written press release of the year since the year, 2012, which is 366 days long this year, isn't over yet, and it won't be over until December thirty first, a date in which the world will celebrate the end of the year...
/me shakes head
Are you serious, Clark?
I thought the press release was to give basic information and factual details about the deal, not be an unending amount self-glossing! Sure you're excited, but let the comments from those involved emit the overall magnitude of the events, not spew adjectives in every sentence about how awesome or large the park is.
I always knew that Palace and Parques had a "bunch" of parks. But go to the Parques website....I didn't realize how many park they operate. A sleeping giant in some ways!
Other than Merlin, I can't think of another operator with such a diverse portfolio of parks.
I'd also call HFEC pretty diverse, if not as widespread...
Be that as it may, I still think Palace should have picked up a new moniker a couple of acquisitions ago, Premier Parks style.
Just my opinion, of course.
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
I wish someone would 'acquire' Mt. Olympus and kinda sorta run it, at least half-ass.
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