Our Own March Madness

Disney: The official theme park of Six Flags.

PlayStation3 - We both charge more and offer less than the competition!
Hoover - We suck and you'll like it.
Walmart - The ones you love to hate.
Fidelity Invesments - Hey if you can afford to visit SF parks, you must have buckets of cash to invest!
Mega Millions Lottery - If all the rides are open you must be very lucky!

lata, jeremy
--who is actually a fan of Sony and SFI

Preparation H - "Yeah, you're going to need it by the time we're done with you!"

Q-bots- now sponsored by Tampax. Pull a few strings and you're at the front of the line.

Parking booths by Glade- because this looks like a good place for a stick-up.

official book of SF: Here To Eternity "It's how long you'll be waiting in line!"

Air Products Heilum, sponsor of the ticket booths "Our admission goes UP, UP, UP, but never comes down!:

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millrace said:
Disney: The official theme park of Six Flags.

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I wouldn't doubt that ever happening.

Riddell: Official helmet of Intamin riders.

What about this:

Waste Management "The park's a dump, so that's why we're here.

"Swisher. Piss on our name, not their midways"
or "Piss on our name, let Six Flags piss on theirs"

*** Edited 3/14/2007 11:53:31 PM UTC by P18***