Alright, I never posted this speculation becuase I thought that PKI would announce before it became amusing, but I can't resist. I mean, this is so obvious if you look at the facts:
1. The ride won't be a record-breaker, because there isn't the dosh and the market will be looking for cool rather than big in 2001
2. Non-record breaking rides must be themed or named to promote other Paramount brands
3. PKI are brain damaged when it comes to colourful paint schemes.
The new ride will be a dive coaster with a long underground descent - think Oblivion.
Think Summer movie. Think name that sounds like a ride, but doesn't have anything to do with a ride, a la "Face/Off".
{cue guitar}
What's the big black hunk of steel that drops straight down on polyurethane wheels?
What the ride whose track drops out, making riders scream and shout?
They say that ride 'Shaft' is a baaad mutha....