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Colonel Sanders said:
Ruebens? Connect the dots? Ha Ha? Pornography? Pasty white kid in a suit, Paul Ruebens?
No, not a rich or famous Paul Reubens....but a certain Reuben that Six Flags trots out to gush over whatever new coaster they're building. It can be the same ol' same ol' that they have at every other park but he never runs out of superlatives.
To give you an example, I'll save the Six Flags brass the trouble with one of next year's attractions
"This years-old, relocated Shockwave will make your heart race, your head almost explode and send every other coaster on the planet sinking into the earth, never to be seen again. It's loop-de-loop-de-licious! Ow! My ear is bleeding, but it's such a happy bright red color! See?"
-'Playa
*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya on 10/12/2002. ***
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