Next Step in Customer Complaints

I always thought it would be funny to have roller coaster enthusiasts come into the park and have different complaints than the GP. For instance have them say something like: "I think Roller Coaster 1 is too braked."
What other complaints can you think of?
Also I think it would be cool to have the customers interested somehow in new roller coasters you are building. *** This post was edited by Skinnykid23 on 5/23/2001. ***

"There aren't any women in this park!"

How about a complaint when you're building a new ride but haven't opened it yet? Like "I wish Roller Coaster 1 would open!"

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how about..."Sweet Mother of Schwarzkopf" when they get off a looper. Thats what i ussually say when im satisfied

"I wish Roller Coaster 1 had more souvenirs."

"Ouch! Stapled again!"
"I'm going on roller coaster 1 while it's raining! No wait!"
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Hello, My name is Dan and I'm a coasterholic.

I also think it would be cool to see customers complaining about the ride-ops...that is to say, if there were ride-ops.

"Roller Coaster 1 is too rough!"

I say that because I've often wondered if the coasters I've built were rough and caused the peeps head banging.