New Six Flags Flats reveiled

Financially troubled Six Flags Corporation purchased a number of flatrides at this years IAAPA. Here you can see these spectacular attractions for the first time:

>http://www.buserag.ch/buserag/1920-50/anfang3.jpg

Due to small capacity the rides will require an upcharge payment.


(the pic was found at www.buserag.ch

Do they have to feed that guy? I mean, that could be a long term investment... Well, not if they feed him all park food. He won't last long like that!
Olsor's avatar
Late entry for thread of the year. :)

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The best thing is, when they decide to ship it to SFAstroworld in a couple of years, he can just walk there.

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TiggerMan's avatar
And thanks to cloning they'll soon have one at every park!

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The neat part is that this guy could just walk up and down the midways giving rides on this thing. You would never know where the ride would be! Or, they could just send this guy to whatever coaster is broken down and let him thrill guests instead.
Guess which ride employees who are being subordinate get put on? :)

This should improve Six Flags Customer service immensely. All the employees will do great jobs so they won't be stuck on this ride. :)


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Can I use FastPass on this?

"Want to be upside down, maybe thrown from side to side" - The New Pornographers, The Fake Headlines


Den said:
The best thing is, when they decide to ship it to SFAstroworld in a couple of years, he can just walk there.

LMAO!

Vater's avatar
I'm not sure if I'd completely trust the stability of the ride's structure.
Gosh, what' s going to happen now when the bad weather comes? I hope they give that man a coat! Because, as we all know, weather is the reason for the terrible attendance? ;)

-Michael

Yeah you'd be buggered if he was drunk the night before.

Sawblade5's avatar
Vater, the ride would probally get stronger until it gets old then it will just fall apart. *** Edited 12/5/2003 5:25:58 PM UTC by Sawblade5***

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Lord Gonchar's avatar
I wonder if the maintenance crews get paid extra when they "fix" this ride?

rollergator's avatar
D3/\/, you mean SFI won't even pay for a bus ticket? Now that's l/-\M3....

Reviled? The only flat rides I truly *revile* are Teacups and Rotors....anything else I can handle one spin on, more if I like it...:)


You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)

Mamoosh's avatar
Six Flags had narrowed their choices to that ride or MTR, but even tho MTR has a higher capacity they just couldn't afford it ;)

mOOSH

@ rollergator
Yes, I hold my head in shame. Stupid that you can´t edit the headline yourself. I saw it when i clicked on "submit" and it was too late.

Anyway, just think of the extra thrill when the "operator" will jump up and down or will run in circles... (maybe as an update in the second season). *** Edited 12/5/2003 5:53:59 PM UTC by tricktrack***

rollergator's avatar
tricktrack, if we didn't get to have FUN with stuff like that, it would be an awfully dry website...

You are one of our best European contributors (IMO), keep up the good work....posting stuff like THIS shows that you don't take yourself too seriously, a big plus in my book! :)

P.S. Your English is better than most Americans, so never sweat a typo...;)

It's not even "reviled," it's "reveiled." So apparently the ride was getting married again...

[url="http://www.livejournal.com/users/denl42"]My blog[/url] You said, "I'm gonna run you down." I heard, "I'm an orangutan."
LOL, den

Gonchar:

I wonder if the maintenance crews get paid extra when they "fix" this ride?

Antuan:

And who are the "maintenance crews"? .......Bring out the serving wenches.


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