Nastiest Things Ever Seen In A Park

Someone (female) dropped a bloody rag by the petting farm at CP. Right in the middle of the walkway in Frontiertown. My grandmoter noticed it. Speaking of my Grandmother, We will be at Cedar Point on July 4th. This will be her first trip since Avalance Run became Disaster Transport. She rode AR and loved it. Reminded her of the Flying Turns at Euclid Beach. She went there ALOT as a youngster. A year or two after it became DT, I convinced her to ride it. She SWORE she did not remember riding it. Anyhow, to make a long story short, after the ride was over, I asked her ho she liked it. With her eyes open as wide as she could, she looked at me and gave me the finger!! Now visualize this.... She is now 81 years old... SO I would say it was 8-10 years ago. The finger was not the best part... She pumped it up and down 5-6 times!!! The entire train busted up laughing!!! A 70+ year old woman making obscene gestures to her 24 year old grandson. Jeff, I do apologize if the detail was a little to risquee for your G-Rated web site, but it was hilarious, and I wanted to share it.

Scotty
*** This post was edited by Scotty on 7/3/2001. ***

SFNE GUY: That is the funniest story I've read in a LONG time. I actually have tears coming out of my eyes as I reply to this.

The most gross thing I ever saw was at CP just the other day, we were on our night ride of MF and some nasty girl was climbing up and swinging around the poles that hold up the canvas overhead. She must have been a pro at it because she had dollar bills stuffed in the side of her overalls. Some guy ran up the line and paid her 3 bucks to wrap her legs around his head. I thought I was gonna puke right then and there.
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God please let SFKK get something this year. ANYTHING!!

Joey Stewart:

Did she then wrap her legs around his head or not?

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The Great Escape... Soon to become Six Flags Adirondack Escape!!!

I saw people ears after getting off of Batman & Robin The Chiller including mine.

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My ears after chiller

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Couple of nasty things, One Girl having her period on the Big Dipper and walking away like nothing happened, Two Fat women with see through shirt getting on Arrow Head Spalsh down, and Peeps getting it on on ragging rapids, i was in same raft too,

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Last year at SFO, there was a used tampon in the Raging Wolf Bobs station. I thought it was Raging not PMSing Wolf Bobs.

Max

At PKI this past Sunday I saw a tampon in the wave pool!

Hey Ravenguy is a great guy! He was making a joke. If you cant take that, then why bother reading the posts?

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At SFMM, there was a dirty thong lying on top of one a bush in line for Goliath..that was more funny that nasty really....then same day, on Viper at sfmm, someone had threw up a couple trains ahead of me, and all they did to dry it off was made it go around twice. Im glad that wasnt the row i was in!

Grant said:
"I saw this big nasty 30 story temple in Rivertown at PKI - YUK!

GET OVER IT!!!!. Why do you have to be so d**n negetive about the fact PKI did not build a coaster. I'm sure that temple would feel the same about you

It was a joke, get it over it. *yawn*

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The day that I spend more time analyzing the rides than screaming my head off like a moron is the day that I hope someone will kick my in the love sausage and tell me not to be a moron. - Jeff

At sfmm some guy flooded his toilet with diahreea in it. It was all over the ground and some kids that were prob 9 ran in, slipped, and fell all over the crap.4eeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! *** This post was edited by Oracle on 7/4/2001. ***

Dawg Byte: Yup, she wrapped them legs around his head. I really think she was a "professional". That pole will NEVER be the same I'm sure.
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God please let SFKK get something this year. ANYTHING!!

Grant said:
"I saw this big nasty 30 story temple in Rivertown at PKI - YUK!

Woah... an 80' building is 30 stories!?!? Nearly 3 feet per story! Amazing, I didn't know that. I'm amazed I fit in my 2 story house!

Anyways, nastiest thing is definitely all the fast, nasty, fugly girls in bikinis and stuff. Dammit, they should be drug out into the street, shot, and roller over by a street sweeper or any other large vehicle. *** This post was edited by Everdred on 7/4/2001. ***

During the 2000 season at SFEG, once you hit the brake run on the Mind Eraser, on top of the First Aid Building (the train goes over the building to the station) there was a USED CONDOM (you knowwww!!!)

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"Pootie Tang!" *** This post was edited by StealthmF5m3 on 7/4/2001. ***

I forgot this one, I was at CP right outside the entrance. I was leaving. I hear a splat next to me. I look down and it was bird doo-doo. I came within a couple feet of getting hit!
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PKI_MAN said:
"Hey Ravenguy98 is a great guy"

Not that I want to start a fight or get kicked off this site, but wasn't that the "Troll" Who said he/she saw Vekoma Track?
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Well, the young girls in exposing outfits are very repulsive, but here's mine, I didn't actually witness it, I just came upon it in rcdb
It reminds me of the Goliath flab comment http://www.rcdb.com/installationgallery7.htm?Picture=5
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RagingBullGuy said:
"Well, the young girls in exposing outfits are very repulsive, but here's mine, I didn't actually witness it, I just came upon it in rcdb
It reminds me of the Goliath flab comment http://www.rcdb.com/installationgallery7.htm?Picture=5

She has wings!

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