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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?
Peabody said:
With all the crap that man has done to his body, it's a miracle he has a kid! (Is it me, or do those kids not resemble him at all? Admitidily, I'm no geneticist, but......)
We will probably never know what his kids look like. He always has them covered up. Despite what major surgery he has done to himself, I still respect the man for what he has done to the music industry. You cant take that away from him.
He is still one ugly MF'er though. :)
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2 superheroes in Gurnee next season? Oh the humanity. :)
And now a MJ anthology by album...
Off the Wall - Identifiable by race. Does whatever Quincy Jones tells him to do.
Thriller - The spookiness begins creeping in under the radar. Looks reasonably normal if you ignore the fact he hauls Emmanuel Lewis (TV's 'Webster') everywhere. All together now--Eeeewwwww.
Bad - Makes the transition from pretty man to ugly woman. Starts believing all of his ideas are good ones.
Dangerous - Gee, that's not the least bit ironic. After starring in a video with MaCauley Caulkin (okay, again with feeling: Eeeewwwwww!) he takes a $5 bet that he could practically urinate on a camera lens in a video and still be a hit. Loses bet. Overcompensates by kissing women and marries one too.
HIStory - Begins believing he's something like the Almighty himself. Accepts an interview with an actual journalist if they'll broadcast his premiere video. Janet Jackson accepts same $5 bet as before: She poses in front of a porcelain bowl standing up, flips the camera and mouths the four-letter word of four-letter words in this new on-screen masterpiece. Did I mention she won the bet?
Michael guesses Janet's natural features helped people overlook her actions. He purchases a pair of silicone appendages, but can't find a good doctor to implant them. Marilyn Manson snaps them up on E-Bay and puts them to good use for a couple albums. It was not Mikey's day.
Invincible - Michael Jackson? Who's that?
-'Playa
*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya on 1/4/2003. ***
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very nice, playa! I forgot all of the really weird stuff that michael has done in the past! And boy is he messed up!!
Thats really mean PinkFloydFanatic! But funny I admit!
*** This post was edited by Montu001 on 1/4/2003. ***
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Visits to Knoebels in 2002: 10 and PPP!
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lol, Thanks for the good laugh. After seeing all the possible ways he could dangle a baby on late night T.V. that photo takes the cake.
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Final Deja Vu Count for the 2002 Season: 52
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Lol, Playa, You CRACK ME UP!
Although I do not have any MJ albums, I DO get a chance to listen to him once in a great while. I have to be the first here to admit that some of his music is AWSOME! Even the new stuff.
But maybe I feel that way because I am a music lover.
And when we say M:TR here (this thread only), we ARE talking about Michael and not Moosh, RIGHT?
Oh yea...Manson Rulz! I am probibly the only one here that thinks so as well.
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LadyLegolasGreenleaf said:
"the matter was dropped... "
Was that an intentional pun?
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'out the 100Base-T, through the router, down the OC3, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall......nothin' but Net.
Pink Floyd Fanatic said:
I forgot to add that M:TR is a small kiddy woodie! :-)-----------------
Very mean but funny as hell.
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'out the 100Base-T, through the router, down the OC3, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall......nothin' but Net.
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