Merry Chirstmas & Happy Holidays!

To all the people out in CBuzzland:

Merry Chirstmas to one and all! May your year be full of short lines and sweet rides!

Now for that perenial favorite:

The Coaster Junkie's 12 Days of Chirstmas!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a full day of ERT!

On the second day... Two Deuling Dragons!

Third day, Magnum, third row back.

Fouth day, Four Dark Rides!

FIVE GOLDEN TICKETS!!!!

6th day, Six laps on Dragster.

7th day, Seven inversions looping

8th day, 8 season passes

9th day: Nine coasters running

10th day: Ten Dips A Leaping!

11th day: 11 days at Disney

12th day: 12 woodies shaking!

To be fair, here's Ritchie Reflux's version for Six Flags: (I had to do some digging to find that one!

12 - cents per share

11 - bucks for sodas

10 - creeps a jumping

9 - missing flat rides

8 - blisters seeping

7 - screaming toddlers

6 - employees sleeping

5 - protien spills

4 - smkokers smoking

3 - preteens drinking

2 - characters

1 - and a C note to get a flash pass!

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Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

LostKause's avatar

Well, I really enjoyed that. Thanks Hopman.

Merry Christmas CoasterBuzzers.


Merry Christmas to all.....


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Finally, a worthwhile post from you, Hopman!

(Just kidding. ;))

Merry Christmas!

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-Daniel

^ Merry Chirstmas to you as well! (Knucklehead! ;) I'm guessing you were on the naughty list this year?)

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Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

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Mooshie Christmas everyone!

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HAHA, actually, I received lots of different things to charge/amplify/add bass to my Ipod for Christmas...except my Ipod broke (mysteriously died...for eternity) this morning on the plane to Fort Lauderdale.

Either I was put on Santa's naughty list, or Jesus enjoys playing practical jokes on his birthday. ;)

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-Daniel

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I didn't get anything for Christmas this year; just a 1000 piece puzzle and some body wash. I must have been naughty also...and I might stink too. lol


Merry Chirstmas to you too, Hopman. Very enjoyable read, except could we add a 13th day for Dots-a-dippin? Next year I expect to read an enthusiasts version of "A Visit From St. Dick," aka 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. You even get to choose whether you get visited by Kinzel or Knoebel.

Awww, LK. Don't give up hope, there are still 11 days of Christmas left. Contrary to popular belief, you start counting them on December 25, not October 25.

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LostKause said: I must have been naughty...

I had nothing to do with it! ;)

Sadly, my Christmas morning gift was a busted water heater. The good news is that I caught it before it flooded the basement!


Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

LostKause's avatar

"Thirteen dots a dippin'"... Cool!

Well, I should be able to get my new guitar out of music store layaway by my next paycheck, so I'll consider that to be my Christmas present. I always buy myself Christmas and birthday presents because no one else does. Getting old sucks! lol

No, Moosh didn't have anything to do with my naughtyness. There's always next year. ;)


Happy New year!


Great Lakes Brewery Patron...

-Mark

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LostKause said: No, Moosh didn't have anything to do with my naughtyness. There's always next year. ;)

We'll have to meet somewhere in the middle...say, southern Indiana in early June? :)

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Lol! What kind of website is this? :)


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Better to ask, "What has happened to Coasterbuzz?" lol

I must say, it can be rather entertaining being in the straight minority around here..... :)


My author website: mgrantroberts.com

Hopman - - - > I am honored to be remembered! Usually my posts are ignored.

I hope everyone has a great holiday season and a fun, safe, productive year of riding whatever you like.

May all your traffic be light..your lines short...your E.R.T. abundant...your posts funny and kind...your parking free...and your riding partners enthusiastic...

I also want to say my annual "Thank you" to Jeff and his crew for not only running such an interesting and viable website, but for doing it so well.

Happy Everything to Everyone!


Here's To Shorter Lines & Longer Trip Reports!

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Ensign Smith said:
I must say, it can be rather entertaining being in the straight minority around here..... :)

I'm straight. I just pretend to be gay to get men ;)

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