Traditional celebration
Mardi Gras - Characterized by drinkin', smokin', carousin'...well, anyone seen an episode of COPS: New Orleans?
Shrove Tuesday - Characterized by eating as many pancakes as humanly possible.
Familiar mantras:
Mardi Gras - "SHOW YOUR..."
Shrove Tuesday - "I say, PASS the BLOODY SYRUP!"
Disturbing imagery
Mardi Gras - http://www.nola.com/mardigras/galleries/
Pancake day - http://www.pancakeday.com/pics2003.html
Aftermath
Mardi Gras - "My tongue is hairy...there's a buzzing noise in my head...and who the heck are YOU?!!?"
Shrove Tuesday - "I bloody can't breathe...there's a pound of batter mix expanding in my stomach...and who's hogging the loo?"
So many choices, so little time. Drink or 'cake? Pass out or pass gas? Or does anyone give a flippin' flapjack?
-'Playa
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NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.
Ask any good Pennsylvania Dutchman...
Today is Fasnacht Day.
Basically, a Fasnacht is similar to a donut, but is about 4x heavier (fried in lard).
To make this coaster related... I challenge anyone to eat more than three faschnacts and then go ride a coaster and NOT throw up.
-'Playa
NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.
And Fantasyland, Frontierland, Adventureland, all in Disneyland---where they serve "mint juleps", perhaps the most vile disgusting anti-boysenberry-punch beverage on the planet. To atone for these julep-induced sins, I'll pay penance by power-riding Ghostrider on Ash Wednesday.
(It all comes back to parks...)
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Peabody said:
I miss the old pancake threads :)
I don't. ;)
I don't like my pancakes made of thread. I perfer batter and syrup.
The greeting card site says it's September 29. 'Playa says it's October 27. This thread insinuates that it's the same day as Mardi Gras.
When IS Pancake Day?!
-Mark
Never Has Gravity Been So Uplifting.
Forgive me for not celebrating...I have to go hide my head in shame now...
TTDTom: Atkins is whack. The Carbohydrate Addicts diet lets you scarf down the flapjacks and still lose the weight. I've sworn by it for six years and counting.
-'Playa
NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.
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