man, no sleeps makes me board

I was just talking on the phone with my brother and he insulted me with the term "genius". Acourse I'm a genius(one of Wisconsin's smartest) I'm I looking to much into this? Or do I need to go to bed and finally get over the fact I'm not going to ride another coaster until April? Why do you torture me Hades? WHY! It's not my fault that I have very short attention span, what was that, I mean I'm stuck in my house for long time now.

Kids let this be a lesson, a life crime doesn't pay if YOU GET CAUGHT!

And some of you wonder why coaster enthusiasts have the reputation they do ...

I'm sure there's gotta be some sort of comedic gem in here, but I'm just missing it - other than the obvious complete misspellings, useless post, complete violation of ToS.

Hmm - Coasterbuzzers ... ATTACK!

Geeze, and here the offseason is only just beginning.

I'm at a loss. Was it supposed to make sense?