Knoebels Bumper Car Jack

I'm sure about 90% of the people here either met or know of John "Jack" Niedzwiecki the legendary bumper car ride op at Knoebels! How can you forget his famous quotes, "One Way Only, No Head On Collisions!" or, "Turn The Wheel To Your Left!, NO! Your OTHER Left! Don't You Know Your Right From Your Left?"

If you ask him if he will be working next year, "If I don't Die!" is is usual answer. Well he didn't die, but he's in the hospital. If you know him you will remember that he waddled around because of his knees being bad. Last week he had surgery on both his knees and is in the hospital.

I went to see him tonight in the hospital and he was, well.....the typical Jack, full of one liners and dishing out his typical harassment. Instead of it being at kids it was to the nurses!

I figured alot of people know and love him that they may want to send a card. Here's the address.

Shamokin Area Community Hospital
John "Jack" Niedzwiecki
Room # 213
4200 Hospital Road
Coal Township, PA 17866

You can also send him an e-card thru the hospitals website HERE.

Thanks for the notice, Dan. The Dodgems without him wouldn't be the same! ;)

A perfect example of why cloning humans should be legal!

So he had his left knee AND his other left knee worked on? :)

This means no more waddling around. Now he'll probably be DANCING around instead.

Thanks for the heads up!

--Dave Althoff, Jr.