Kinzel's Retirement At Cedar Point

Do you think that they'll build the tallest and fastest coaster in 2007 since Dick Kinzel is retiring? They should 'cause I remember a article saying that Kinzel is going out with a bang.
Mamoosh's avatar
He's going to be shot out of a cannon.
Rides don't have to be built for that season, they may also announce them before he retires like they did with DP's Hydra and John Albino.


But it'll be a HUGE season for CF parks.

Roffles @ Moosh!! :)

+Danny

HeyIsntThatRob?'s avatar
Footers have already been poured for the WORLD'S LARGEST CANNON that will be used to shoot Mr. Kinzel. Everyone has known that he was going out with a bang. ;)

When the prototype is finished, it will open for the 2008 season and will be an upcharge attraction at Challenge Park to give almost the same sensation that VertiGo had acheived, only the *snap* will be replaced with a *bang* and it'll still fall over. =p

~ Rob "Who is incredibly bored at work this afternoon" Willi

Actually I heard they're closing Breakers to turn it into the World's Largest Porno store called "Out with a Bang" - run by ... ah... "Richard" Kinzel of course ...

TTD's interesting "shape" was just step 1 in the conversion ...

*** Edited 11/18/2004 8:49:17 PM UTC by Impulse-ive***

Rides and attractions aren't installed to stroke someone's ego. They are put in because they are sound business decisions. I don't expect that year to be any different from any other year.

Lord Gonchar's avatar
Thank you for the reality check, Brian. :)

BullGuy's avatar
And with the reliability issues of TTD hurting the park, in addition to the Breakers transformation, a themed McDonalds at the top of Dragsters head, er, apex is also in store.

-Mark
Never Has Gravity Been So Uplifting.

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