Kings Island Haunt Friday

Lord Gonchar said:

Spoken like someone who has never left the club with a dancer. ;)

And hey, boobies are boobies. I'm just there to window shop.

Yeah, yeah, Kings Island whatever.

This is the post that resonates most with me. I'm always surprised at the people that go to see "gentlemen's entertainment" then get all mad later on because "all she wanted to do was take my money."

I always seem to be the odd man out that I always viewed it as a transaction in the first place. I have money, but not breasts. You have breasts, but not money. Let's deal.

I never hear these same people say "I'm never going out to a restaurant again. That waiter didn't really care if I was hungry. He just wanted me to get dessert so he could make more money!"

Gonch, are you offended at your new meme?

I'm offended that more people aren't offended by me.

Gonch smells like popcorn.

It's not so much that I'm offended by Gonch, it's that I feel a little dirty whenever I agree with him.

Close enough?

I'm the opposite: I feel vindicated whenever Gonch agrees with me. When he disagrees, I assume that I'm completely wrong. I use him as kind of a go/no go gauge for all of my opinions.

Hmmm. My plan of creating a team of acolytes is coming together nicely...

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Wait.

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Did I just say that out loud?

Crap.

Gonch is cream-puff when you meet him in person.

Lord Gonchar is strictly an online manifestation that derives all his power from the cowering minions of the message boards.

Raven-Phile said:

Gonch smells like popcorn.

I think we finally caused a rift in the internet-time continuum.

Must...resist...popcorn...joke...

Don't let my feelings get in the way of your bullying. lol

So why isn't Josh a bully?

I didn't say he wasn't. I'm trying really hard not to talk about it.

Dude, it's friendly ribbing. It has nothing to do with bullying. If there was any malice behind it, you'd know it. Just laugh it off - you said something off the wall and it stuck.

We need to get Gonch an "I Love Kings Island" shirt for Christmas. Then he can wear it to all future Coasterbuzz events.

Or how about "Call me when it's time for Halloween Haunt"?

I'm still saving up to get Gonch a(nother) Coasterbuzz Thong.

Funniest part is that there's a chance we'll stop by one last time next weekend.

I sure do hate that place.

Do they do big sales to get rid of merch at the end of the season? Buying a Kings Island shirt would be pretty great.

^ I totally read that first line as "we'll stop and buy one"... and I thought you were talking about the CBuzz thong.

I'd say this sweatshirt would suit a man of such refined taste as Gonch.

:-) Carrying on Pagoda's t-shirt gift idea...

It can say on the front in quotes, "I love Kings Island" (see back)

On the back it says, ", says Jeph." Below this there will be an image of me eating McDonalds with my head slumped down, in front of a Walmart.

In the background of the image, there will be Gonch, laughing at me as he speeds past in his Ferrari, filled with girls he just picked up at the local strip club.