Investigation into Ninja derailment continues, first lawsuit filed

If a tree falls in a theme park how many people will sue ?

I'm waiting for the tree's family to bring a lawsuit now.

I heard the tree is being taken out of the ICU, and is making a steady recovery. The Tree's lawyers refused to comment on the current situation.

I think we should leaf this alone. The lawyer for the tree is probably all bark and no bite anyway.

Enough with the sappy jokes. They are making me start to root for the park.

Make like a tree...and get out of here.

Make sure you count to Tree so we can get a head start.

I'm just re-leafed that no was was hurt. Now wood you all please get back on topic? I can't come up with any more tree puns. I'm stumped.

I bet no one saw that coming. lol

You guys aren't very punny.

I'd make a wood joke, but, you know. Beaver.

I think Charmland was trying to send a message.

OhioStater said:

Make like a tree...and get out of here.

Yeah... That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

It looks like Ninja got a fresh whiff of a new pine air freshener.

But hey, I'm not Birch-ing

Kids today don't know Back To The Future. Get off my lawn!

"Get the hell out of my car old man!"

Ninja getting rocky mountain treatment?

No, the Yosemite treatment

Most of the victims are suffering from severe splinter trauma, growing pains, and the pain is reportedly branching out all over the body.

OhioStater said:
Make like a tree...and get out of here.

It's leave, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

If the tree dies, he dies. Probably better anyways. Who can live with so many trees? They suck up all the oxygen.