Humorous signs at Indiana Beach.

Sunday, August 25, 2002 7:36 PM

Finally, and I stress that to the 3rd degree, "FINALLY" Chitown has visited IB. If ya smell lalala- o.k. I will stop now.

My daughter and I visited IB yesterday. TR coming soon. Anyway, I noticed some signs for the rides that cracked me up a little.

Sign in from of the Lost Coaster stating "This ride is a bone rattling experience, if in doubt, dont ride". They are correct that this thing throws you around, but Bone Rattling? :)

Sign in the Hurricane station stating "Do not stand up while ride is in motion, failure to do this could result in injury and being banned from the Hurricane"

Sign in the bumper cars stating "Do not bump cars head on, failure to do this will result in being banned from this ride and your parents notified"

Just those last 2 signs mentioned made me think of other parks like Six Flags where if you didnt follow these rules you would probably be ejected from the park. At IB you dont get ejected but get your mommy's and daddy's called on you. :)

Excuse me now while I go slap myself silly for not visiting this great, creatively constructed park sooner.

==Chitown, who at 31 years of age wonders if his mommy would be called on him if he broke the rules==

Ric Flair was hitting on the female host, he told her - "Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line." WOOOOO!

*** This post was edited by Chitown on 8/25/2002. ***

Sunday, August 25, 2002 7:54 PM

I found one at IB... the general rules/heath board misspelled "queue" as "quere". I have a pic of it, but I need to get it developed.

"I own you!"
-quotes I have been known to exclaim on coasters.

Sunday, August 25, 2002 8:38 PM
Yay!!! I can't wait to see how you like it Chitown! Ya gotta love the signs!

Beer, my soon to be wife, coasters, and the FREEDOM OF SPEECH. Is this a great country or what!!

Sunday, August 25, 2002 9:47 PM
What? No mention of...
"Loose shoes, etc. land in lake. Please do not feed the carp."


"Continuous Daily - Fish and Duck Show. Admission: 1 bag popcorn - feed the bugle-mouth bass"


"Deep water - can you swim?"

--Dave Althoff, Jr.

*** This post was edited by RideMan on 8/26/2002. ***

Monday, August 26, 2002 2:40 AM
Haha, saw the carp one last week. There's another one on the swings that says "Not responsible for loose articalas"

Oh, and then there are the ones all over that say "queue line." I can't help but think about the redundancy of that one each time I see it.

Kara (car-uh)
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