Humor: Holiday World regrets angering Gypsy

Posted Tuesday, June 1, 2004 7:09 PM | Contributed by Absolutely Reliable

So far in this short season, Holiday World has endured major flooding, potential cicada invasions and tornado warnings. Less-publicized have been the rains of deformed frogs, Raging Rapids' rivers running red with blood, and, oddly, given the extensive food service offerings, widespread famine in all corners of the park. ARN&R has learned that the popular park's management is beginning to regret throwing out a Gypsy last year for smoking in the line for Legend.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 7:23 PM
Well they deserve it if they messed with a gypsy. It's not good to mess with them gypsies. We don't want to doom ourselves do we? :p
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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 10:32 PM
Maybe Paula should make a pilgrimage over to Salem, Illinois (not to far away) and leave some sort of offerings (free passes?) at the graves of the gypsy kings there. Or she could just send me the passes, and I'll see that they get there. ;-)
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Wednesday, June 2, 2004 1:59 PM
Suport the Boycott of ANR&R

Don't read it.

Nothing or nobody is safe. Not even our beloved HW

Chuck, who will never visit www.absolutelyreliable.com cause they made fun of me :)

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