LOL on that last post, man, that was funny.
Pulling a parking brake on a car usually locks the back wheels up. Some people actually use do this if their front brakes are bad.
I never want to jump into the track area, I just look at the brakes and wonder how the metal fins line up with the pads, and how fast the pads wear out. Then I wonder what happens if the metal fin doesn't line up with the pads. It always does, but it's such a tiny slot to fit in.
Maybe you should become a ride mechanic if want to jump onto the tracks.