Green Lantern Critiques His GAdv Namesake Coaster

It's a humor piece, so I vote we refrain from debating the inaccuracies contained herein. Enjoy it, and I hope it brings a chuckle or two to your day..it did to mine.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-roller-coaster-fails-to-capture-the-spirit-of,28725/

Wow, that was awesome. He's right, it probably will be named something else in a few years. Great ride, terrible theming.

Shoulda gone to Universal for the excellent theming treatment. Not like they can do any more Marvel rides down there, considering Disney owns Marvel now. Heh...

Could have been written about Evel Knievel and Tony Hawk as well. Fortunately, they've been renamed.

I won't even get into how my roller coaster's tagline, "Stand Up to Your Fear," is something I have never said, and seems to exist solely as a reference to the fact that this is a stand-up roller coaster.

This is great stuff.

Dear Green Lantern: Gurl, you need to take your husband to Palm Springs or somewhere and chill out. (3 snaps in a Z formation)

I want to read an article by Superman next. He is a reporter, you know.

Here's one about Superman.

I'm surprised they didn't work Green Lantern's recent coming out into that piece.

When I first saw what the piece was about, I figured that would be the theme of it.

The Chartreuse Lantern?