Green Lantern Critiques His GAdv Namesake Coaster

Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:05 AM

It's a humor piece, so I vote we refrain from debating the inaccuracies contained herein. Enjoy it, and I hope it brings a chuckle or two to your day..it did to mine.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-roller-coaster-fails-to-capture-the-spirit-of,28725/

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:21 AM

Wow, that was awesome. He's right, it probably will be named something else in a few years. Great ride, terrible theming.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 8:20 AM

Shoulda gone to Universal for the excellent theming treatment. Not like they can do any more Marvel rides down there, considering Disney owns Marvel now. Heh...

Last edited by bunky666, Thursday, July 12, 2012 8:20 AM
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Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:24 AM

Could have been written about Evel Knievel and Tony Hawk as well. Fortunately, they've been renamed.

I won't even get into how my roller coaster's tagline, "Stand Up to Your Fear," is something I have never said, and seems to exist solely as a reference to the fact that this is a stand-up roller coaster.

This is great stuff.

Last edited by BullGuy, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:25 AM
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Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:52 AM

Dear Green Lantern: Gurl, you need to take your husband to Palm Springs or somewhere and chill out. (3 snaps in a Z formation)

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 2:21 PM

I want to read an article by Superman next. He is a reporter, you know.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 2:29 PM

Here's one about Superman.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 3:51 PM

I'm surprised they didn't work Green Lantern's recent coming out into that piece.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 3:59 PM

When I first saw what the piece was about, I figured that would be the theme of it.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012 4:14 PM

The Chartreuse Lantern?

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