Girl Coasterbuzzers
Whats with the stupid AOl chatroom stuff here.
xx/MF/AK
Who cares!
I thought this thread was directed at "Girl Coasterbuzzers" not teen guys posting who and where you are.
Here is my 10 cents, my two cents is free...
Since losing the coaster geek gear and by being a closet enthusiast - not one of my friends know I'm into coasters, I've gotten with alot more girls at the parks. I always did fine with the ladies outside of the parks too - at school, at the clubs, car shows, wherever....
Perhaps if some of you guys stepped away from your computers more often and went to a club, the beach, the movies, or just left your house and quit the nonstop coaster talk, you'd get a few more girls....
NOT EVERYONE CARES WHAT CEDAR POINT'S NEW RIDE IS FELLAS, DAMN!!!!! ;)
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-Rob Vaccaro
Hey, not all 20 year old enthusiasts are fat!! Some of us are quite slim and fit thank ya much. Like it matters ...
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Steel - #1 Mantis, #2 Millie, #3 Wicked Twister
Wood - #1 Thunderbolt, #2 Beast, #3 Blue Streak
(I really need to get to other parks ... )
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|| Jonathan "I don't go to events to meet women" Hawkins ||
http://www.starcoasters.com
Top Gun: TJC flights - Approx. 300 (114 in 2002)
Nothing is funnier than someone playing into being made fun of.
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Jeff - Webmaster/Admin - CoasterBuzz.com, Sillynonsense.com
"We used to hate people, now we just make fun of them. It's more effective that way." - KMFDM, "Dogma"
Jeff said:
You just can't over-estimate the sexy factor with the damn Ray-Bans!
That did it, Jeff. You and the Ray-Ban jokes. Just for that, I will subject you and the entire board to the tale....
It was the final riding day of the CPlaya 100 and I looked and felt like hell. I had just logged a good six hours of driving (thanks to another hillbilly country-road detour) bringing my total mileage to about 1500 in 5 days. I was getting over the dehydration I suffered over the weekend, but I was still dragging around a bit. I don't think I shaved that morning, and a prickly heat rash was starting to develop around my neck despite my best efforts to care for my skin in the heat. Starting to get the picture?
Nevertheless, I was as giddy as a schoolkid with a brand new scooter. I had just dodged a storm front, revised my plans on the fly and just walked off coaster #100, which happened to be open while workers still toiled away at completing it. Number 99 rocked, 100 was better and I was on my way to 101. Life was good and I was sporting the usual 120-watt smile.
I noticed a young girl nearly whip around to do a double-take as I headed for the Cornball Express. She was rather nice-looking: Shoulder-length brunette hair, good tan, clear skin, nice tummy, good figure. Not quite a sexynina, but (with profuse apologies to everyone reading--I don't know how else to put this) maybe somewhere between her and neck-and-neck with Natalie. Attractive, yes--but she seemed just a little teensy bit too young. Since I don't wanna use her name, let's just call her Three-to-five.
Anyway, after a couple rides on the Cornball, she showed up in the station along with her blonde, bikini-wearing female friend. Her friend wasn't bad-looking either--just not quite as cute as three-to-five. For the sake of anonymity, let's call her friend 18 months-to-two-years.
Three-to-five says hello, as do I. She makes this obvious show of looking me up and down, and then says, "You're alooooooone." in this obvious mock-surprise tone.
"Well, yes I am," I respond, figuring that by now she's gotta see my wedding band. After all, not only am I dark-skinned, I've got a wicked tan to boot. Gold jewelry tends to show up in those conditions.
"I've been here alllll dayy and I'm starting to get hungry. Wanna buy me some cotton candy?" says three-to-five as she twitches suggestively.
You GOTTA be freakin' kidding me. Is there a hidden camera somewhere? Were you double-dog-dared by somebody hiding in the station? Was that really an opening line?
I guess it was--because 18-months-to-two-years said, "Hey, I'm gonna go find our friends. I'll see you later...."
"Whoa, whoa, wait a minute", I shot back. Don't leave your buddy yet. Please. "Can you tell me how old you two are?"
"16," said three-to-five.
"I'm 17!" chimed in 18-to-two.
"Now, how old do you think I am?"
"24", answered three-to-five.
"26", guessed 18-to-two.
(I'm actually 34)
"Don't you think people would find it just a little bit strange if we were hanging out together?"
Before they could answer the question, I changed the subject.
"So how many times have you been on this coaster already?"
No need to make it any more awkward than it already was, you know? But after the ride, I sure left the station as quickly as possible.
So what do we learn from this story, boys and girls?
1) To some extent, it's not really how you look--it's your personality. Trust me, I was having a bad everything day.
2) When CBaby and Da Midget get that age, I'm locking them in the basement. I'm not kidding.
3) Teenage kids' opening lines are really, really, really BAD
Now Jeff owes all of you an apology....or else I'm going to tell a 'teenage opening line' story that's even worse. Fortunately, it does not involve me.
-'Playa
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya on 7/9/2002. ***
If I have no life, Why am I having so much fun and your sitting at home :)
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Charles Nungester
Lesourdsville Lake, The great American amusement park opens the season June 6th Thurs-Sun every week. Park phone is (513)539-2193
Me I am under house arrest....... No really I am recovering from major surgery and therefore can't work, ride coasters, go out and play (seriously), or generally do anything other then sit on my butt and watch TV or surf the internet.
I go see the Doctor today, maybe he will give me some good news. Namely I don't have to totally sit on my butt anymore.
Heck as long as I can't work I might as well be riding coasters right? ;)
Oh and Kristin I saw a T Shirt once on a well endowed girl that said I wish these were brains. Just thought I'd mention that with the whole boobs thing.
-Brent (Who can hopefully go to Fun Spot this weekend with his 21 year old girlfreind. See I havew a life after all ;))
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The Beast and Night, They go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly
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Tommy Penner - Variable X
"We'll pust a boot in your ass, it's the American way."
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Rob
"Some people spend an entire LIFETIME wondering if they made a DIFFERENCE. The MARINES don't have that problem." -President Reagan 1985
MagnumForce said:
Mason, Michigan boring? At least you can be in Lansing in 20 mins. Try living in Pittsford, Michigan. I graduated with 60 other people. I have to go 12 miles just to buy a Gallon of milk. I look out one window I see.....Corn. I look out the other window I see......MORE CORN. I look out the other window I see....Amish. I look out the other window I see.....Hay.
It's a barrell of fun here.
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The Beast and Night, They go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly
There's alot of corn in Mason to, but not as much as there use to be! Now you just have to drive a little farther out of town to see it.
I have seen a few Amish in my day but they are nowhere near were I live, but were my cousin lives now that's an Amish paridise!
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“If you give a enthusiast a footer.......He’ll want a coaster!!!"
CoastaPlaya said:
2) When CBaby and Da Midget get that age, I'm locking them in the basement. I'm not kidding.
#2...smart man.....you'll live longer that way...and so will your kids! But any "girl" that wants coton candy....TOO young...b
bill, freshly turned 35, NOT doin' 3 to 5 for anyone....
Lucky you don't have Oakleys?
There'd be no telling what would happen. :-)
says The Legend confirming Sunglasses are packed for vacation
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If Lifes a Rollercoaster, I want a Flawless
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-Sean Newman
88 coasters in Track Record!! Hypersonic XLC Coaster # 100 in July.
Nitro Laps:105
B+R Launches:28
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Moonshine, Penguins, and coasters...my three favorite things!! *not necessarily in that order*
James K said:
OMG...Whats with the stupid AOl chatroom stuff here.
xx/MF/AK
Who cares!
I thought this thread was directed at "Girl Coasterbuzzers" not teen guys posting who and where you are.
Here is my 10 cents, my two cents is free...
Sarcasm, do you speak it?
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Why do we fear Mack trucks, but not Mack Wild Mouse coasters?
Ah, the female coaster freak that I know not.
Maybe one day...
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You knew me; I didn't know you; I knew you not. I met you, and I no more knew you not. Now I know you, I wish I knew you not. You wish you didn't not knew me not?
Okay, here's an example of why I'm a DIE HARD femme coaster fan...I'm going on a two day extravaganza to Cedar Point and SFWOA. I'm going with two boys and myself...in a very small car...for an eight hour drive...leaving at 1 in the AM...in order to get there just in time for the park to open...How's that for chick power??
Love life...*smiles*
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Moonshine, Penguins, and Coasters...my three favorite things!! *not necessarily in that order*
I have major trouble with some of the people in my grade. The girls are fascinated that a girl rides more than just one coaster and the guys think that it is cool. Although I have gotten into my share of arguments with people over facts about parks. Some just can't believe the fact there are parks outside of SFWoA, CP and KW, hard for them to grip.
Everygirl on this board should download the song Boys from Dance Dance Revolution, the funniest thing ever.
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Coaster M and M
Ride On!
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