A Wyandotte County District Court judge increased Schlitterbahn co-owner Jeff Henry’s bond to $1 million on Wednesday after hearing allegations that Henry arranged with a human trafficker to provide a victim for sex in a Merriam hotel room in July.
Read more from The Kansas City Star.
I know there's a lot of disturbing details in that article that are not humorous, but ending it with this quote from his attorney did make me chuckle:
“It’s quite troubling he was engaged in that type of behavior,” Burns said.
Waaaaaaay back when, I tipped a stripper with park passes for Great America. I spent the rest of the summer waiting for her to come ride the Demon when I was operating it. She must have visited on one of my days off. Either that or made a point to avoid the Demon per my instructions to stop by. ;)
I spent the rest of the summer waiting for her to come ride the Demon
What an odd euphemism.
I guess I could have avoided that double entendre, but it seemed like too much work. ;)
Kids probably already had season passes to use as babysitting while mama works...
But then again, what do I know?
You must be logged in to post